Re: Annoyances **SasoriPuppet11**

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Ryota smirked as she left the room. Free food and he didn't have to do anything. He wasn't sure if they actually had any food at the moment and if they did if it was good or not. You could never be sure with Kakuzu in charge of the money. Deidara left soon after Nami did, and Ryota waited for his maid to come back while his stomach grumbled quietly. He was never hungry until he really though about food, but that was usually always. He got bored quickly and he looked around his room which was covered in the randomest things. He had a twisted peice of metal that he had found while on a mission, and insisted on bringing back. He wasn't even sure why. There was clay almost everywhere, as would be expected from him. He looked up as Nami walked back in and his stomach growled again. He took the food and smiled slightly. "Thanks" he grabbed the sandwich and started eating, slowly from the pain in his jaw as he chewed. It was pretty good, and he had to hold back his laughter as he realized that there were pickles on it. He finished the sandwich quickly and grabbed the cake. He finished that more quickly as it was easier to eat and he leaned back on his bed. "That was good" he said with a sigh, wincing slightly at the sharp pain in his ribs.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami wasn't quite sure what to do next, now that he was done eating, what was she supposed to do? Sit around and wait for orders or something? She kept her eyes locked on the ground, leaning up against a wall as she waited for Ryota to get comfortable now that he had eaten. She knew it wouldn't be long before he asked for something else, or before he asked for something totally humiliating.... Nami just had that kind of feeling he would, soon enough.

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Ryota look at Nami thoughtfully. He was thinking of ways to bug her and an evil smirk crossed his face. "You know Nami, as my maid I think you're missing something" he commented. He laughed slightly as he thought of what he was about to say. He knew it would piss her off ALOT but if she wanted to spend alot longer being his maid she was free to beat him up again. "I think you need one of those maid dresses" he was still trying not to laugh and it was a visible effort now, he was almost shaking to keep it in. Sure, it hurt alot, but it was was pretty much impossible not to laugh at that. He kept his eyes on Nami, waiting to see her reaction.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami stared with a look of disbelief. Of all the stupid things to ask for, it had to be to wear a dress. And not just a dress, but a maid's dress. Nami had never even worn a dress before. It'd always been her black clothes she used for anything. "And where do you plan to get one of these dresses," Nami spat out the word dress, hating the fact that she'd have to be wearing one. She glared at Ryota, who was trying not to laugh, of course, he'd just been waiting for her to get mad at his request. She dug her nails into the wall behind her, trying to hold back her anger from breaking his limbs again.

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Ryota laughed, pleased by her reaction. She was deffinitly very angry. "I dunno ask Kakuzu to buy one for you" he tried again to keep his laughter back but he couldn't help it and he burst into histerical laughter, clutching his broken ribs again. It would deffinitly be a sight to see, Nami in a dress, and something he would never let her live down. She would probably be hearing about it for the rest of her life. Or his, whichever ended first. Probably his. The fact that there were pickles on his sandwich didn't help his laughing so he continued on, gasping for breath as he tried not to hurt his broken bones.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Like he'd buy it, old cheapskate," Nami muttered, trying to get him away from the idea of her in a dress. Dresses wouldn't be as good as the clothes she normally wore, and they certainly would be humiliating. Heck, this whole job was humiliating, to wear a dress would just add to it. He'd never let her live down wearing a dress, much less one that would add to her appearance as a maid. She hoped he wouldn't be able to get his hands on a dress, so she wouldn't have to wear one. The only way she knew was if Kakuzu bought one, or if Konan made one. Ryota, being the clueless guy he was, had no idea Konan could sew, and she intended to keep that a secret. That way, Konan couldn't make her one, and Kakuzu wouldn't buy her one. Then Ryota would have to find something else to degrade her class with.

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Ryota calmed his laughing slightly and he took deep breaths, trying to stop completely. "Ask anyways! I'm sure you can find one!" he said, his laughing slowing to fits of giggles. He knew how strange he sounded but it was a talent of his. After a few moments he stopped his laughing and moved on to the hiccoughs. It was really quite painful to him as he held onto his ribs, though a grin was still on his face as he tried to picture his friend wearing a maid's outfit. "I bet one of these idiots has one. You'd be surprised at the things some people have" he had a feeling that at least one of the members had had a maid before, and he wouldn't be surprised if half of them had.

[Nyako-Chan]

With a groan, Nami left the room, so the idiot had managed to think that other's had it? Perhaps they did, maybe she could lie that they didn't. She shut his door, looking up and down the hallway, wondering who to ask first. She'd ask Konan last for sure though, because maybe she did really have one. Okay, so maybe Zetsu first. He would never have one. Not on his life.

She knocked at his door, keeping her eyes to the ground. He opened it up, his darker side responding. "What the heck do you want?" Nami couldn't care less at how this side talked to her.
"Ryota demands I wear a dress, a maids dress, do you have one I could borrow...." She didn't look at him, sure that he was probably ready to laugh his head off.
"No, but ask Konan, I'm sure she's got one." He slammed the door shut, Nami walked away, heading for Kakuzu and Hidan's room. She could hear lod curses coming from the other side of the door. Probably Hidan, since it always was. Kakuzu answered as she knocked, looking annoyed. "Do you have a maids dress, Ryota demands I wear one...." She heard Hidan burst into laughter, and Kakuzu gave her a funny look.
"Why would I spend perfectly good money on a dress?" Kakuzu asked, which was obvious, but Nami still had to go around and ask. He shut the door, still, she could hear Hidan laughing. She knew for a fact the Itachi and Kisame wouldn't have one, so she didn't bother going there. She avoided her father for the time being, even if word was bound to spread. There really wasn't anyone to ask left, so last was Konan. She took her time getting to Konan's room, her being just about the only girl in the base, it was easy to talk to her. Most of the time anyway. She knocked on the door hesitantly, waiting for her to respond. She opened it, looking questioningly at Nami. "Yes?"
Nami kept an averted gaze from Konan," Do you have a maid dress I could wear? Ryota demands I wear one...." Konan probably wanted to laugh too. She could tell by the way her breathing had sped up slightly.
"Unfortunatly, yes, I suppose I should go get it...." She walked over to her closet, pulling out a maid's outfit. Nami gave it a distasteful look, Konan even gave her a pitied glance. Nami took it, muttering her thanks and leaving. Walking back to Ryota's room, dragging her feet to stall some time. Of course, she ended up there soon enough, she opened the door, holding out the dress Konan had loaned her, glaring at him once before she turned away. "Here, happy now?"

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Ryota chucked slightly when Nami left, and he focused on stopping his hiccoughs. He tried all the tricks he knew, except drinking water upside-down for the obvious reason that he was crippled, and he had no water. He spent almost the entire time Nami was gone trying to get rid of them and he finally managed after holding his breath for what seemed like the hundredth time. He sighed and tried to get more comfortable while he waited, and he ended up whcking his head on the wall. Cursing quietly he rubbed the side of his head as Nami walked in. He dropped his hand and looked up expectantly, hoping she had found a dress. Seeing it, he smirked. "Yes, I am happy now. But you still gotta put it on" he said in a cheery voice, an evil smirk still on his face.

((OMG CHOCOBO!!! sorry that was REALLY random))

[Nyako-Chan]

"You better get your fun out of this, idiot, because I swear when you're healed, I'll destroy you again. And then, I'll leave you where nobody can get to you." Sure, she had resorted to empty threats, but oh well. She gave a menacing glare at both the dress and Ryota. She walked back out of his room, going to her room quickly to dress in the foolish maid dress. As she slipped the dress on, she looked back down at the clothes she had been wearing. Her favorite ones. Stupid Ryota and his stupid idas. She left her clothes on the bed, trying to run back to his room to avoid being seen by any of the adults. She stood outside of his door, she hadn't really passed anyone, except she thought maybe Tobi caught a glimps of her running. But who cares, it was only Tobi. She opened the door, extremely embarressed at have to wear a dress. She stepped inside, shutting the door firmly behind her and turning back to Ryota. "Satisfied?"

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Ryota smiled mockingly. "Of course" he said in a voice that clearly stated that he didn't beleive her one bit. He shifted akwardly so that he was sitting up completly while leaning against the wall behind him. He started humming quietly while he waited, out of habit. He normally hummed while he waited for anything, to keep his mind occupied and to keep him from slipping too far into the dark void of boredome. He looked up as she came in and he grinned widely. "Yep" he said, crossing his un-broken leg over the other. "Can you grab me a glass of water?" he said it as a question but since she was his maid it was quite obviously an order. He couldn't help but stare at her as he spoke and afterwards, but he didn't even really realize it.

[Nyako-Chan]

She ignored his stares, nodding quickly as she went to grab his some water. She decided to leave his door open, since she'd be back soon enough. and someone would probably get mad if she kept opening and shutting one door over and over. She took a path through a few hallways that were rarely used, heading over to the kitchen. Grabbing the cleanest glass she could find, she filled it with tap water, then headed back, careful not to spill in her haste not to be seen in a dress by anyone else.

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Ryota laughed slightly when she left and he looked around his room again. Hearing someone call his name from the doorway he turned his head to see Hidan standing there grinning. "She really fucking beat you up good" he said with a laugh. The blonde stuck up his middle finger, glaring at him. "Did she find a dress? That's something I fucking have to see. Nice fucking job with that request. . . it's funny as FUCK! So where is she?" Ryota listened to Hidan's words, trying not to laugh at his compliment.
"She should be back in a minute" he said, his words were still pretty slurred but they were becoming more determinable as he got used to speaking like that.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami walked back with his glass of water, entering the room and setting the water near him. She had heard talking, but she wasn't sure what it was. Either way, she knew to be on her guard, though she doubted she could do much in an outfit like this..... "Anything else, your majesty?" She scowled, bpwing fakely for him, rolling her eyes.

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Ryota laughed when Nami returned and he thought for a second. "Naw, I'm good for now". Hidan burst out laughing as soon as he saw Nami. The blonde knew that that's what his reaction would be and he laughed along with it.
"THAT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!" the immortal yelled, still laughing. Ryota was laughing just as hard as him and as a restult he fell off the bed, landing on his broken leg and arm, and jarring his ribs. He yelled in pain, swearing at the top of his lungs, making Hidan laugh harder. He struggled to get back up but failed miserably so he looked to Nami. "A little help. . . ?" he asked, still trying to get onto the bed with one arm and one leg.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami glanced quickly at Ryotam hearing him fall. She turned back to Hidan, coming up to him in a few strides, landing a good solid punch in the middle of his face. Then, moving back over to Ryota, she picked him up as best as she could without moving him too much, then set him up back on the bed. She shook her head in distaste, hating the dress even more.

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Ryota laughed as Hidan grabbed his nose, and backed out out of the room. "OW FUCK!" he shouted, laughing. Ryota looked to Nami as she picked him up and put him back on the bed. He mumbled his thanks and pushed himself to lean against the wall, the knee of his good leg sticking in the air while his broken one was held straight. This was the part he hated most of healing. Being bored. He announced his boredome as always, though nobody really cared.

(( they call this an albino. . . ? WEIRD))

[Nyako-Chan]

Already the blonde idiot was bored, so maybe he'd leave Nami alone now? Not likely, but it was worth looking towards. Well, except he pestered her when he got bored, so he'd probably just find a way to get her mad or whatever so she'd hit him or something. But she'd just hit the wall, that was the only plan she could do for now so she couldn't hit him and get into more trouble.

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Ryota sighed and leaned his head back until it hit the wall with a 'thump'. He was thinking of what to do, so he was quiet for a few minutes. Deciding not to piss Nami off right now, he looked at his other options, which were limited as he was crippled. He grabbed the glass of water that she had brought, he took a few sips from it, still thinking. When he was bored it was probably the only time he thought, apart from when he absolutely needed to. He groaned quietly and put the glass down. "There's nothing to DOOOOO!!!!" he rubbed his head still trying to think. Still finding nothing, he bashed his head on the wall a few times, to knock some sense into his brian. He sighed and grabbed the book that was sitting on his bedside table finally deciding to read.

[Nyako-Chan]

Amazing, he was actually reading instead of annoying her. So, she didn't want to just sit around in his room to wait for orders, so maybe she'd be allowed to get out of this ridiculous dress, and go do something else until he needed something. She turned to the door, considering on asking or not if she was permitted to leave.

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Ryota looked up from his book, which was a horror, and laughed quietly. "You can leave and go work on your 'art' or whatever" he said, looking back down to his book. It wasn't scary, but it made him laugh at what the author thought was scary. "But you might wanna stay within earshot so the others don't get pissed 'cause I'm screaming and you're not coming 'cause you can't hear me" he added as an afterthought. He knew the other members wouldn't take too well to him sitting there screaming. He shifted his gaze to Nami once again, but trying not to stare.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami gave him a side look, wondering where she could go that was close by, and she could still do whatever. She thought about sitting in here to do her work, but then it'd be a little akward if she stayed in here too long. There weren't too many other empty rooms around here either, so she would either work in here, or chance trying to hear him from her room. There didn't seem to be a high chance on the second option, so maybe if she just brought a few things to keep her entertained while she waited for Ryota to want something, and she could sit in here. She left, hurrying quickly to her room to bring back her bag, some puppets and her working tools, and a few thick books. She closed the door behind her, setting her things in a corner, and pulling out a book, reading like Ryota was. Now, at least she could enjoy some quiet. Hopefully.

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Ryota looked back to his book again as Nami left to get her bag. He didn't look up when she came back in but kept on reading, laughing as the murderer in the book blew up a house of 'innocent people' which he found utterly hilarious. After a few minutes the blonde grew tired of reading and his non-broken leg twitched a few times. He needed to get up and run around, but there was no way with a broken leg unless he had a crutch of some kind and then he still wouldn't be able to run. It was hard for such a hyper person to be cooped up like that and he put down his book and threw his legs off the side of the bed. He balanced on his good lef and hopped to the wall, keeping a hand there for balance. He hopped up and down the wall for a few minutes, looking like he was pacing, but he just needed to move. It would have been better to go somewhere but he burnt off some of his energy and went back to his bed, plopping down with a loud sigh. He knew he couldn't keep himself entertained for very long without bugging Nami.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami didn't even need to look up from her book to know what Ryota was doing. She heard him hop around on his only good foot, and eventually he stopped, going back to his bed. She heard him sigh with boredom, somewhat curious as to what he was going to do next. Hopefully, he'd go back to his book or something else quiet and not destructive.

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Ryota looked around, drumming his fingers on the bed. "Nami Nami Nami Naaaaammmmiiiiiii!!!" he found the need to call her name five times for reasons unknown, but it gave him something to do for the three seconds it took to say. "I'm BOREDEDEDED!!!!!! Make me not borededed anymore!" He deffinitly got his annoying-ness from his mother, as she dragged the endings of her words out sometimes, just to be obnoxious, or because she was just that bored. He wasn't sure what Nami's reaction to his words would be, but it got him interested to see as he gazed at her.

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