Re: Unexpected to Say the Least

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation cocked en eyebrow...what the fuck was wrong with this idiot. The he passed out...Revelation went into another surge of laughter. He figured it might be a good idea to tell someone anyway so he got up and walked out the door laughing. He managed to stop himself before he got to Sasori and Deidara's room and he knocked loudly on the door,hoping one of them opened it. The face Ryota had made was too much it was so funny he could almost not control himself, but he had too... He waited for Sasori or Deidara to open the door. He would LOVE to see Deidara's reaction to what he did.

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Deidara groaned as someone knocked on the door loudly. He pulled himself to his feet slowly and walked to the door, hoping it wasn't Ryota, but he figured it wouldn't be, seeing as the younger blonde wouldn't want to catch the disease that he supposedly had. He opened the door and looked up at Revelation, raising an eyebrow. "What do you want, un" he asked with a yawn. He had been sleeping, and he was ready to fall asleep again, but he wondered why the albino would be at his door, let alone now.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation still had a huge smile plastered on his face as he saw Deidara open the door. He wondered how the blondes expression would change when he found out what happened to Ryota. "Ryota is passed out on the floor...thought I would let you know, I think it is out of shock..." He said trying not to laugh the entire time, he was pretty sure he would look exactly like his dad right now, about to burst into laughter the way he was. But he didn't care about that right now.

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Deidara's eye twitched at the similarity between Revelation and Hidan at that moment, and he knew that something had happened to Ryota by the way the albino was trying to hold his laughter in. He sighed at Revelation's words and shook his head. "What did you do, un?" he growled, walking past him and towards his son's room. He didn't figure it would be that bad, seeing as Ryota injured himself so often, passing out wasn't that bad. But shock from what?

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

At the question Revelation couldn't help but burst out laughing, this time it was the insane laugh that he was sure everyone at the base was familiar with. He followed Deidara but didn't answer the blondes question as he knew it would be so much funnier if he found out for himself.

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Deidara rolled his eyes when Revelation started laughing, just a little worried now. He walked through the still open door of Ryota's and Revelation's room to see his lying on the floor and he froze. His eyes widened at the sight before him, the hair lying on the bed and his son lying on the floor with his hair short and uneven on the back of his head. He turned on his heel to glare at the albino. "You CUT his HAIR!?" he asked, looking back down at Ryota on the floor. "I'm surprised he didn't die of shock, un" he shook his head, glaring up at the immortal again. "I swear, I'm gonna have to kill you. . . but I'm sure Ryota'll get to you first" he smirked, walking over to his unconcious son and pulling him onto the bed and picking up the hair, unsure of what to do with it.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation burst into even stronger laughter at Deidara's response. What was with these two and hair!? SERIOUSLY! "I cut his hair...that sounds about right...and i have to admit, I'm not worried about dying..." he said getting control over his insane laughter. He walked over and stood beside Deidara, looking down at the unconcious Ryota, to the hair in the older blondes hand. Revelation quickly took it from him, seeing as it looked like he had no idea what to do. He walked into the bathroom and flushed the ponytail down the toilet. Revelation found this incredibly funny as well. Frankly anything would set him into a laughing fit right now it would seem. He looked in the mirror and looked at his own, long silver hair. His bangs went down to his mouth and the hair got longer towards the back where it reached the base of his neck. He ran his fingers through it and let out another short laugh before walking back out into the room, leaning against the door frame of the bathroom. A huge grin on his face.

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Deidara raised an eyebrow as Revelation laughed harder. It was weird seeing him acting like Hidan. . . and even Ryota a little bit. He looked down at Ryota, wondering what he would do when he woke up, when the albino took the hair from his hand. He watched as he took it into the bathroom and the blonde opened his mouth to speak. "Wait, what're you-" he stopped when Revelation flushed it down the toilet and shook his head. "You're really asking for it aren't you, un?" Ryota probably would have kept the hair, and tried to attatch it to the back of his head somehow.

The younger blonde twitched a few times on the bed before opening his eyes, looking around the room until his eyes settled on Revelation. "You BASTARD!" he yelled, sitting up quickly. He looked around his bed for a moment, before looking up again. "Wait. . . where'd my hair go?" he asked confusedly, having no idea what had gone on while he was passed out.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation just smirked at Deidara as the older blonde spoke. "I think i'll be fine..." he said back in his cool tone. He noticed Ryota stirring. He expected the worst but wasn't worried. He almost burst out laughing at Ryota's question, "What the hell are you talking about, idiot? Why would I have done anything to your hair, you were sleeping...are you sure it wasn't just a dream?" Revelation asked with a smirk.

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Ryota's eyes lit up slightly when Revelation said that he didn't touch his hair, and a hand went to the back of his head hopefully. Feeling the short hair there his face fell, unsure of why he had beleived the albino in the first place. His hand dropped and he glared at Revelation. "You. . . fucking. . . asswipe. I'm gonna bring you as close to death as you can fucking get" he said angrily, getting to his feet. He went to take a step towards him, but he tripped over the peice of metal he had been hit with earlier and fell over, smacking his jaw on Revelation's bed seeing as the room was so small, and it caused his head to snap back painfully. "Ah mother FUCKER!" he spat.

Deidara rolled his eyes at his son's reaction, and then the idiot fell over. "Well, I'll leave you two to settle this yourselves, un" he said with a slight grin. He walked back to his room slowly, collapsing on the bed once inside, and falling asleep almost immediately.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation burst into laughter again at the look of hope that covered his face for a moment, just a short moment, but none the less it was pretty damn funny. Then when he got up, the threats that he shouted, and then falling. Revelation fell to his knees clutching his stomach, his forhead almost touching the ground, his eyes watering, as he laughed. He didn't even know why he found all this crap funny, he just did, maybe he had finally lost it, but right now he couldn't stop laughing...though he was sure if it was completely necessary he would be able to muster the inner strength to stop himself.

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Ryota glared at him from where he was on the ground, rubbing the back of his neck in pain. He hadn't ever seen the albino laugh this much, and he hated that it was at his expense. He moved his leg so that it was at the right angle and kicked at Revelation angrily, hoping that he hurt the albino even slightly, putting all of his strength behind it.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

The kick connected with the side of Revelations head and he flew to the side, almost hitting the wall. He sprawled himself out on the floor and continued to laugh, ignoring the slight throbbing in his head from the kick. He reached for one of the guns on his hip and put his hand on the handle but other then that did nothing except laugh.

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Ryota gave a satisfied grin as he got up, scowling at the lack of hair on the back of his head. He could feel the difference in weight, and there was no weight swinging as he moved his head, and it felt really weird. He walked over to Revelation laughing on the ground and looked down at him, putting his foot on the albino's hand so that he couldn't draw his gun, and moving to kick him in the side with his other foot.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation stopped laughing as he felt Ryota's foot on his hand. He looked at the blondes foot with a smirk. But he wasn't stupid as the blonde obviously was. He reached with his other hand to the gun he had on his other hip and pulled it out. He let Ryota kick him and winced only slightly as he aimed the gun at the blonde face. "Get off my hand..." he said in his regular tone of voice again.

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Ryota glared down at him in a cold fury, not caring anymore if he got shot. "No" he said, kicking his again. He had had his hair cut off, which was extremely low in the first place, so he deserved revenge didn't he? He kept his foot in place on Revelation's hand, crossing his arms angrily. This wouldn't be the only revenge he got of course, but he needed more than one thing. Nothing would be enough for him. It was his HAIR! Something he loved almost as much as his art, which was really saying something.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation sighed, "How can you and your father love you hair so much...it really makes no sense to me..." Revelation stated, genuinely curious as too what his answer might be. He had never seen anyone so obssesed with their hair.

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Ryota raised an eyebrow, not expecting that question, but not really caring. "I don't know, I always have. It' who we are. Mental attatchment. I dunno" he answered absently, not really knowing what he was saying much. He moved to kick Revelation again, this time in the head again, even though the first time he wasn't trying to hit his head, just hit him in general. He had disliked the albino in the first place, but now he hated him. He didn't really know why he loved his hair so much. It was hard to explain. He just did.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation grabbed Ryota's leg with the hand that also held his gun. "What a great reason...that answer made little to NO sense what so ever. " He said with a sigh. He sat himself up, one hand still under Ryota's foot, the other still holding Ryota's other leg. "It's just hair...would you rather me have cut of a limb, or your head, or carve my name into your flesh?" He asked. That last one made him laugh slightly as he remembered the one time he had done that to someone.

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Ryota rolled his eyes. Like he cared weather he made sense or not. He kicked out his foot that was in Revelation's grasp, attempting to hit him in the face despite the hand holding his leg. "I'd rather you do any of that other than cut my head off. . . then there would be no point in having my hair the way it is - was" he corrected himself angrily, but his answer was truthful. He could always have Kakuzu put his limbs back on, and him carving his name into his skin would hurt, but it would heal sooner than his hair would grow. "My hair makes me unique. Well, it did. Now, I just look stupid" he sighed, running a hand over his bangs, the only long part of his hair now.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation rolled his eyes with a sigh. He pulled his hand out from underneath Ryota's hand and looked at his red palm with a frown. He let go of Ryota's leg and stood up. "What...your hair was almost the exact same as your fathers...so that makes you unique...wouldn't it be your personality that makes you unique...not your hair..." he stated. "And by the way, you looked stupid even before i cut your hair off..." he said with a smirk.

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Ryota crossed his arms again as Revelation got to his feet, glaring at him still. "It wasn't the same as my dad's, it was way different" he cast his gaze around the room, looking for something that could make huge injuries easily, but he couldn't find what he was looking for. It was probably stuck under a bunch of crap. He looked back to the albino as he was being insulted and he narrowed his eyes. "Bastard. . . I didn't look stupid. . . now, RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!" he resisted the urge to punch him in the face, as that would only end badly for him.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation sighed, "It looks almost identical to your fathers, and yes...you really do look and act extremely stupid." Revelation said rolling his eyes, "And i will treat you as though your are my elder when you stop acting like a six year old little girl..." he wouldn't be surprised if Ryota retaliated and he really didn't care.

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Ryota rolled his eyes. He could list a million different ways that his hair was different from his dad's, but he decided against arguing. Revelation wouldn't understand anyways. He glared at the albino as he was called a six year old girl, reconsidering not hitting him. His fingers twitched to get to the clay at his waist, but he settled for just flipping the albino off and muttering curses under his breath, uning all his self control not to either argue or beat the crap out of him. Of all the things to call him that he hated most, it was being called a girl. He walked to his bed quickly and collapsed on it, wincing at the pain in his chest, not sure why he let himself fall onto the bed like that when he was so bruised.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation really found the way Ryota was obviously trying to hold in an explosive reaction hilarious. Looked kinda like his head would explode. When the blonde went and fell down on his bed. Revelation did laugh slightly before turning around and heading out of the room. He walked into the living room and sat down with a huge smile on his face, not worried one bit about the possiblity of 'payback' later on. He heard someone enter the room after him, and he had to admit he was in too much of a good mood right now to even care that someone he hated so much had entered the room.

Hidan had woken up due to all the fucking yelling from a couple rooms down the hall, obviously from Ryota and Revelation's room. And now...he wasn't tired, he had slept most of the day and he didn't think he would be able to go back to sleep at the moment. He stood up with a sigh and trudged out of his room, down the hall and into the living room and he was tempted to just turn around on his heel and leave again when he saw who was in the room but he didn't, Rvelation seemed to be in a good mood right now...which Hidan had to guess was the reason for all of Ryota's yelling earlier. He sat down on the couch at one end, as far away as he could get from Revelation but still sitting on the same piece of furniture. "So, whatcha do to BlondeJr. to make yourself so happy...?" he asked with a small smirk. And he couldn't help but be surprised when Revelation actually smiled at him.

Revelation looked at his father not even able to get rid of the smile on his face, apparently what he did could be considered a big accomplishment, especially if Ryota seemed to traumitized by it, "Cut off the little fuckers hair while he was sleeping..." he said in response and he wasn't surprised when Hidan threw his head back and burst out laughing. He was tempted to laugh as well, but seeing as he could hold it back he did. He'd laughed enough today for the rest of his life.

Hidan couldn't believe it, he had actually managed to cut of one of the blondes hair! That was fucking hilarious. It took him a while to be able to stop laughing and when he did he gave his son an evil smile, his eye were showing how proud he was, "That little fucker must want to fucking rip your head off! I have to admit I'm very proud of you...i haven't even managed to cut off his or Deidara's hair." The thought made him burst out laughing one more time. When he stopped he put one hand on Revelation shoulder, "Good job, good job." he said. But he felt Revelation tense and he looked at his son to see his gaze had turned hard and he was glaring at the hand on his shoulder in disgust. Hidan quickly pulled his hand away from his son and stopped laughing, "Ya but seriously that's fucking amazing.I have to see this for myself." He said gettiing up and walking out of the room quickly walking down the hall to Ryota's room and walking in. He only caught a glimpse of the short hair on the back of Ryota's head when he burst out laughing again, "HOLY FUCK! HE ACTUALLY DID IT!!" He yelled.

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