Re: Annoyances **SasoriPuppet11**

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Ryota couldn't help but laugh when she left to go put it back on. He wasn't surprised that he hadn't noticed until then, as he wasn't normally very observent, and he didn't have a good memory. He knew she hated the dress, which made it so much better that she had to wear it. When she snuck back in he had to wonder if Hidan had told everyone, but he wouldn't know as he wasn't really going anywhere. "You have to wear it because I said so" he wasn't planning on telling her, but anyone else would have found it completely obvious, if she didn't.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Yeah, well I think you're stupid. A lot of people do," she said flatly, sitting away from the door, against a wall. Hopefully nobody planned on visiting Ryota, she'd hoped to hide that she had to wear a dress, and for him. If Hidan hadn't spread it yet, she'd cetainly make sure he'd be unable to. "So, anything else you need, your majesty?" she emphasaided the last word, implying it that she thought so much less of him than a king, or master. "No stupid requests, I hate those, idiot."

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"That's 'cause I am stupid" he said with a laugh. "But it doesn't mean I'm not AWESOME!!". Nobody normally visited him, and he didn't care because normally he only used his room for sleeping, but it never looked like it. His dad visited every once and awihle while he was injured, but other than that normally nobody. He thought for a minute at her words, mostly trying to find something to bug her. "Well that's the point!!" he said with a laugh. "You know I could use a masage" he said, rolling onto his stomach as he held back more laughter. Laughing hurt his ribs immensly, but he could never help himself.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami gronaed, annoyed completly by his stupid, and pointless requests. "You stupid idiot, the point of having a maid was not for stupid requests. " She walked over to him, holding back from hitting him. "I don't do these well, you know." She gritted her teeth as she forced herself to massage his back. This was going to be second humiliating thing, right below having to wear a maid dress.

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Ryota smirked as she came to give him a masage. "Well I didn't request a maid and I have no use for one anyways so I'll just use you for the things I don't need" he said, holding back his laughter. "It doesn't matter how good you are, a masage is a masage" he said, relaxing as she started. He let his broken arm dangle off the bed and he heard a knock at the door. "Come in!" he knew full well it was his dad, even before the older blonde opened the door and stepped in. Seeing Nami, he was visibly trying to hold back his laughter.
"I just came to see how you're feeling" he said, still trying to hold back his laughter.
"I'm fine obviously. It takes more than a few bones to make me feel like shit" he had been broken and bruised and bleeding countless times, mostly from annoying people too much or just being clumsy, but he never really felt bad about it. He just lived with the injuries and continued with life after complaining for awhile.
"Having fun Nami?" Deidara asked, letting his laugh out finally. Ryota laughed along with his dad but they both stopped quickly.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami hide the fact that her eyes widened when she heard the knock at the door, and she kept her mouth from scowling when she saw the older blonde walk into the room. It was beyond clear that he, like his idiotic son, found this extremly comical, and was trying to hold back his laughter. "Having fun, Nami?" he was just as stupid as his kid, and he seemed to enjoy taunting her as well.
"No, I'd be lying if I said I was," Nami bit back from yelling at them, and from hitting Ryota. She still had to keep up with the moronic task he had set her to, which made it harder for her to control herself/ "Honestly, does it look like I'm enjoying this?" she continued, ignoring their outburst of laughing.

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Ryota laughed harder at her response. That was pretty much his purpose in life, to make Nami angry. "It doesn't look like you are, but I think Ryota is" Deidara said, laughing more. This stopped Ryota's laughing and he glared at his dad.
"Shut up" he said in protest, his face reddening slightly. He looked around for something to throw at his laughing father but found nothing on his now clean floor so he settled with slapping at the empty space between them, wishing his arm was longer so he could hit the other blonde. He sighed and gave up, crossing his arms and glaring at his dad before the older blonde left, still laughing.

[Nyako-Chan]

"You're both fools, you know," Nami rolled her eyes, moving a strand of hair away from her eyes. "I believe there's a mental hospital that has a 50/50 chance of putting up with the both of you," Nami said with dry sarcasm. "I think this whole base could agree with that statement, although the percentage may vary." Okay, so maybe one place couldn't put up with both of them at once, perhaps seperatly, or in different buildings. "Do I need to keep continuing with this?" She'd really rather stop massaging him, just plainly stop touching him. She couldn't say she rather enjoyed physical contact, especially with Ryota.

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Ryota laughed through Nami's little rant, knowing it was all true. They were both idiots, but they're awesome idiots. He had always been proud of being an idiot, adding to the family. Or what was left of it with his mom gone. But apparently she was an idiot as well so he and his dad weren't the only ones apparently. "You're right, they would all agree, 'cause it's completely true. We are idiots, and PROUD!!! Ok well I dunno about my dad but I am." his laughing had stopped now and he pretended to think about her question. "Naw, five more minutes". He chuckled a bit more at this, knowing that Nami wanted to stop as soon as she could.

[Nyako-Chan]

"And what other stupid thing would you like after," Nami groaned, waiting for his dumb request. "You know you can't just sit in here for the whole recovery process, correct? You do need to get up and move around." He could bother someone else, or someone, like Tobi, could bother him. If he left his room though.

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Ryota laughed slightly. "Nothing for now, I need time to think about annoying jobs for you" he said this with a relatively calm voice after he had stopped laughing. "Hmm, you're right. I need to GO somewhere. . . I'm getting too restless". He sat up and shifted his legs over the side of the bed, getting up akwardly on his good leg while trying not to fall over. He hopped to the door and opened it, leaving to room to limp down the hallway, his uneven steps pretty loud as he attempted to go down the hallway. After each step on his broken leg "Ow fuck!" could be heard along with the thumping. "Ow fuck, ow fuck, ow fuck, ow fuck" he continued down the hallway and he made his way to the main room to find Hidan, Kisame and Kakuzusitting on the couch in front of the T.V. He made his way to the couch and plopped down between Kisame and Hidan, swearing as he stretched his leg out and crossed his broken arm over his chest. It made him laugh slightly as all of them ignored him completely.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami just glared after him, rolling her eyes as she heard him curse all the way through the hall. He'd been so stupid as to not have tried to find a support object. Crutches, make-shift crutches would have been way better than walking on an injured leg. But no, he'd been far to dense to even consider crutches. Stupid, stupid Ryota. Nami stood there, hoping he wouldn't call her over or ask for anything. She could always try sneaking back to her room first, then changing really quick, so if he called her she wouldn't be in the stupid dress. She moved through the halls silently, as stealthly as she could while wearing a dress.

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Ryota had a feeling Nami was going to try to change but he wasn't going to let that happen. Trying not to laugh, he called her name as loud as he could, before letting his laughter out. He heard Hidan chuckle from beside him, probably remembering Nami in her dress. He hadn't concidered crutches at all, knowing he would trip on them like he always did when he broke his leg(s). He looked to the T.V., which Kisame was aimlessly surfing channels, looking for something good to watch. He finally settled on a movie where a bunch of people were dying, and a building exploded, which set the blonde off laughing. "Art's a BANG" he said loudly, earning himself a slap in the back of the head from Hidan. He continued to laugh as he waited for Nami to come.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami cringed when she heard him calling for her, shaking her head furiously. She diffinetly did not want to go out in a dress. She wouldn't be able to sneak back and change either, since Ryota would know what was she was doing. Trudding slowly over to the room that Ryota's voice echoed from. Staying behind a corner, glimpsing out at the 4 sitting and watching T.v. She really didn't want to present herself like this....
"You're stupid, art is not a bang," she glared daggers at him, stepping slowly from behind her corner of the wall.

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Ryota stpped laughing when Nami come in, but there was a smirk on his face. "Yes, it is a fucking BANG!!!!" he emphisized the last word almost a little too much as he yelled it, earning himself another hit from Hidan. He grumbled slightly and then looked back to Nami. "Hit Hidan for me would ya?" he knew better than to himself as he would probably get the shit beaten out of him and he was already injured enough. He grinned at the red-head after his 'demand' and he leaned back in the couch, gettign comfortable.

[Nyako-Chan]

She walked over, punching Hidan in the face, "Happy? idiot," Nami kept her hands away from Ryota as much as she could, trying not to hit him too. With 3 other people here, she would have no way of denying that she hadn't. Although, trying not to hit the blonde was far easier said than done.

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Ryota burst out laughing when Hidan put his hands over his face and started swearing loudly. He fell off the couch from laughing which got louder from the pain in his broken bones. He always ended up laughing louder when he was hurt, for reasons unknown. His brown eyes were closed but he forced them open to see Hidan glaring at Nami angrily as he continued to swear. He walked over to her and punched her in the face before stomping down the hallway. Ryota let his eyes fall shut again as he crumpled up into a ball, laughing his ass off. It was one of the things he did best, laugh. He was clutching his ribs with his good arm and his forehead was touching his knees he was so crunched up, which didn't help his broken ribs.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami controled herself from snapping at the hand that came straight at her face, instead, swatting aimlessly, turning her head slightly so he'd only punch her cheek and not her nose or anywhere else important. She ignored Ryota on the floor, laughing as hard as though he'd just seen the funniest looking thing in the world, and that he'd never stop laughing. But, she knew him well, and he would stop, and laugh just as hard at something else. Hidan stalked off, still swearing. Nami rubbed her bruised cheek lightly, surpressing the urge to wince. "You'll hurt yourself more, idiot, get up."

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Ryota tried to stop his laughing, and after five minutes of lying on the floor, ignoring Nami's words, he stopped and tried to catch his breath. He rolled onto his hands and knees, wincing from the pain in his leg, arm, and his ribs from the force of the hiccoughs he now had. He got to his feet slowly, keeping his weight off of his hurt leg as he hopped to Nami's side. He leaned his good arm on her shoulder, having to bend down slightly from the height difference. "You ok?" he asked with a small chuckle, grinning slightly.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Fine, now sit down and do whatever you came out here to do," Nami turned away, avoiding his annoying grin. He laughed lightly, calming down from his extremely hard laughing. "Want anything to eat while I'm up? Only if I can find anything too," she turned to Kisame. "When will there be more food in the kitchen," she didn't phrase it more like a question, but more towards a statement.



"I dunno," he shrugged, looking away from the xplosions on the T.v. "I thought it was Konan's turn to do that." He thought about it. Then answered his own question. "Wait, I think her turn was to wash laundry...."

"Yes, so who gets the food this time," Nami was getting a little impaitent, though she tried keeping the edge out of her tone.


"Uhhh, Deidara's?" he guessed, shrugging again. She didn't really think so, but he wasn't all that good on getting informed with this sort of stuff.

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The blonde shrugged and hopped to the couch, nodding at Nami's question. "If there's anything left, I would love some food" nobody really got how he could still be hungry after eating so much, but he had a hollow leg. Or two. Maybe even his arms. He was just always hungry. He was absorbed once again in the explosions on the T.V. and he couldn't help but laugh quietly as another building was blown up.

[Nyako-Chan]

Too bad I'm not allowed to poison his food. He'd scarf it down fast enough where he'd never notice, Nami thought as she walked down the hall to the kitchen. She scanned through everything again, taking her time to avoid going back there where anyone could walk in and see her in the stupid dress. Finding nothing but some really old fish crackers that were more than stale enough, she grabbed them. Tossing the bag at Ryota when she entered the room, choosing to stay near a corner and away from him.

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Ryota watched the show while he waited for Nami to come back with food if there was any. He laughed as a few people got killed and the blood splattered everywhere. It was apparently a very gory movie, whatever it was. He looked up when she walked back in the room and he caught the crackers easily, smiling. "Wow there's actually food left" he commented, opening the bag. He ate a few, not minding them being stale. He pulled a handfull out and laughed, holding one up. "Haha, I'm eating Kisame" he said, pelting the blue man with fish crackers. He ate a bunch more, ignoring the crackers that were gathered and dumped over his head. He made himself more comfortable on the couch, putting his un-broken leg on the couch beside him and stretching his broken one out as he leaned back into the couch, eating a few and then throwing some at Kisame, then at Kakuzu, and finally at Nami standing in the corner, laughing the entire time as they all got mad at him.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Last of the food, don't waste it," she said as he threw them at Kisame. "Can I go now?" she was pretty impaitent, she didn't wanna be in here while he laughed at people blowing up. She moved awat from the crackers that had been thrown at her. The others were all displeased, as she was. He laughed it off, not caring, directing his attention back to the T.v. "All in favor of him being the most annoying person in this room, say 'aye'." Nami was bored, and she called out 'aye' in unision with Kisame and Kakuzu.

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"Meh" he muttered as he continued to throw the crackers. He knew it was the last of the food, but whoever's turn it was to get food was responsible for that, not him. He was just good at making other people's jobs more difficult. He laughed at their agreement of him being the most annoying but hearing footsteps he looked up from the T.V. to see Tobi running towards him.
"RYOTA-SEMPAI!!!" the masked man yelled. Ryota put his good leg up to hit Tobi in the stomach as he came too close.
"Nope, Tobi's here now he wins" the blonde said lazily.
"Tobi wins what Sempai?" the annoying man asked curiously. Ryota sighed angrily and glared at him.
"One, I'm not your fucking sempai. And two, you win for being the most annoying person in the room" he explained before turning back to the T.V., lowering his leg and ignoring Tobi.

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