Re: Annoyances **SasoriPuppet11**

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Ryota stopped waving his arm as Nami grabbed him and helped him back onto the bed. "Ughhhh" he groaned, "Hidaaaannnn, I think you made me re-break my bones. . . if you did, I'm gonna kill you" he glared at the albino, who chuckled in response.
"I still think you two were gonna do something" the jashinist said confidently, ignoring Nami's question. "I think you need adult supervision". With that he leaned against the wall and crossed his arms, looking like he was planning on staying.
"Fucker" Ryota muttered under his breath, flexing his arm and leg to see if they were re-broken, though he couldn't really tell.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Adult supervision, hnn, right," Nami growled, glaring at him and keeping herself from throwing the nearest object at the albino's face. She glanced at Ryota once to see if he had actually re-broken his bones or anything. If he had, she'd be stuck in his service for a while longer, plus, she'd be forced to stay in the stupid maid dress even longer. "What did you think we were going to do, or rather, are going to do?" she snapped at Hidan, rubbing her temples from the loud shouting from both Ryota and Hidan's mouth.

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Ryota laughed, coming to realization about a flaw in Hidan's idea about adult supervision. "Haha, moron, I'm an adult" he said with a grin. He poked his arm a few times, not quite sure if he had broken it again or not.
"You may be legally an adult, but you deffinitly don't act like one, so it doesn't count" Hidan said, rolling his eyes. "And do you really want to know what I think you were going to do?" he gave an evil and slightly sick smile, making Ryota laugh slightly.
"Ok how the hell can I tell if my arm's broken or not?" he asked, waving his arm again.
"You get me to hit it, and see if it hurts" the albino replied in a smart-ass way, though the blonde ignored him, looking to Nami.

[Nyako-Chan]

"No, that's not how you tell. Well, not if you don't want to injure him further, which I don't need. Hang on, give me your arm and I can check." She took his arm in her hands gently, first feeling around the cast that his arm was in, then turning it slowly and carefully to prevent pain to the broken bone.
"No, you haven't actually re-broken it, but it's felt the line where it could re-break, so don't do anything else that'll cross that line," she told him, putting his arm back. "And Hidan, you don't act much as an adult either, so your adult supervision doesn't count as much as you seem to believe."

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"Yes it is" Hidan insisted. It was obvious he just wanted to hurt Ryota. Said blonde flipped the albino off with a glare as Nami took his arm and checked it. "Well that's gonna be hard for me. . . when am I not hurting myself? Wait. . . does that mean I'm not allowed to walk around?" he figured he wouldn't be allowed to, the likeliness of him tripping and falling too high. He laughed when Nami said that Hidan's supervision didn't count that much. "Heh, it's funny 'cause it's TRUE!" he said with a grin.
"Oi, my supervision counts for more than this moron's at least" Hidan indicated Ryota as he spoke. "And plus, I don't think your parents would want you guys locked up in here alone with the door closed and without an adult to supervise you".

[Nyako-Chan]

"Why would they care? It's not like anything would happen," Nami stated, annoyed with Hidan's persistance that they needed someone to watch them in case anything happened in a closed room. "Ryota, you can walk around, just be more careful, give it a while, then you can go back to being your usual self until your bones heal completely.
"It doesn't matter who's supervision counts more for who cares why, what matters is who has it and who doesn't. Neither of yours count, because neither of you are very trustworthy or grown-up." What Hidan and Ryota failed to notice that Ryota couldn't supervise anything if he was part of the room here, and Hidan was just nosey and wanted to either brag about something, complain, or taunt. They were both idiots.

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Hidan smirked and shook his head. "You never know. . . something could happen, and if it does, your dads will be happy I was here to stop it" he laughed, and Ryota rolled his eyes at the albino's stupidity.
"Yeah, being careful is deffinitly my thing" the blonde said sarcastically.
"Padded room and straight jacket is what you fucking need" the albino smirked.
"Ehh fuck you" Ryota knew it was true, but he wouldn't admit it. He laughed at Nami's words. "Sadly it's true" he said with a grin. "Hidan. . . why are you still in my room anyways?" the blonde asked, raising an eyebrow, not sure why he hadn't just kicked the albino out in the first place. "Get out!".
"No! I'd like to see you make me!" Ryota growled as the jashinist resisted.
"Namiiiiiii!! Get him out!!" he whined.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami ignored their argument on what he needed or did not need, and some of the yelling. Unfortunatly though, she could not ignore the order from Ryota, no matter how much she wanted, she was permitted from doing so, according to her punishment. Standing up and hopping down from the bed, she walked over to Hidan slowly, keeping her steps light so she could move fast when she got to him.
"You're immortal, and you have Kakuzu stitch you up when a limb comes loose, so, I need not worry about a punishment to serve you if I tear and arm or a leg, or even a head off, when it comes to you." She approached him, only feet away.
Hidan looked at her approach, finding it menacing, but with the maid dress that Ryota had on her, it looked a little stupid. Menacing all the same, though.
"You would dare, kid, or I'll tell Sasori," he threatened stupidly.
"Doesn't bother him, and it won't bother me, go ahead and try."

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Ryota settled down to watch as Nami approached Hidan, knowing that this would be pretty damn funny to him. He grinned at the threat from Nami, though it looked pretty funny with her in the dress. He laughed then at Hidan's threat of telling Sasori. Really, like he would care. He crossed his good leg over his healing one, smirking as Hidan narrowed his eyes.
"You don't have the guts to do something like that anyways" Hidan said as he glared at the redhead. Ryota burst out laughing at this, as it was exactly what he had said to Nami just before she beat the shit outta him.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Try me," she said as she stepped forward, feinting to the left, moving to the right as he flinched and swatted at the place she had pretended to go for. "I don't have the guts to rip someone's limbs off, Hidan? Have you ever seen how human puppets are created?" She brought her fist up, since she didn't reach very high, she could only go for breaking in his elbow that was positioned to block his face. As he registered that it was broken, she grabbed it and twisted it sharply, him cursing loudly.
"Now, just think how easy it would be to pull this elbow clean off the rest of your arm, hm? Can you guess how long it would take for me to do that to all of your joints?" Hidan didn't answer her, just a bunch of screaming and swearing.

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Ryota grinned as he watched the little show put on in front of him. He started laughing as Nami broke Hidan's elbow, it being even more comical as that was as high as she could reach. He laughed through all of the albino's screaming and swearing, a bit surprised that it could be heard over that noise. "Holy shit yes! Rip them off!!" the blonde yelled through his laugher. He never really knew why he enjoyed seeing people get beaten up like that, but it was probably the funniest thing in the world to him, especially if it was someone he hated.

[Nyako-Chan]

Unsure if it was an actual order or he was just excited and cheering. Either way, she was going to take this oppertunity to get her revenge for the puppets he'd once used to try and sacrifice to Jashin, then ruined because he destroyed them completely. With a jerk of her arms, she yanked Hidan's elbow joint from the rest of his arm, leaving it limp and him screaming bloody murder. She actually did need a tool of some sort that could rip and or tear, and since she possessed none on her, she meerly pulled on it and gave HIdan the impression that she really was going to tear it off. He'd run away soon enough, then complain, swear loud enough where the whole base could hear, then yell at her later on. It was stupid, really, but hey, now she had avenged her poor human puppets that he'd broken.

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Ryota laughed even harder as Hidan screamed even louder at Nami dislocating his elbow. It looked pretty painful, but not really as painful as having half the bones in your body broken as Ryota had had, even if he had passed out part way through he being beat up. The blonde was now sitting up on his bed to get a better view, supporting himself with one arm as he laughed. The noise became louder in the room as Hidan tore himself away from Nami and stumbled out of the room screaming and cursing.

[Nyako-Chan]

Nami wiped her hands on the skirt of the dress, satisfyed with not only revenge, but she let out her pent up frustration that she remembered she had when Ryota told her to do stuff. Now HIdan wouldn't bother her for a while, and when he did, it wouldn't matter, because she could threaten to break more of his limbs. She came back over to Ryota, sitting back down. "Well," she sighed almost happily, "that was about the most fun I've had in a while."

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Ryota continued to laugh for a bit more, though he was trying to calm it down. He was breathing deeply now, having stopped laughing. "That's the most amusing thing I've seen in a long time, which is really saying something" he said with a grin. He could hear swearing down the hallway and then a slam of a door, but the swearing still slightly auidible. "He's probably gonna spazz on you the moment he fixes that and isn't in pain though" he grinned, knowing that Nami wouldn't really care anyways.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Ah well, I'll just break something else of his," she said calmly, "it's not that hard, you just have to know where to hit." And if he read those kinds of books, he would know. Maybe he could find a thing or two about that in one of those books he read, but if he read the medical science stuff, then he could really find out some stuff. Now if only he had the brain capacity to retain the knowledge. Or anything important. "Think anyone else'll demand to provide adult supervision? It's annoying." Chances are, if someone did do that, as Hidan had, Ryota would demand for her to break something on them too, but if she broke too many bones in the base, Pein would have her head, even if she said it was on Ryota's orders.

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Ryota laughed, knowing that Nami deffinitly would. Well, really who wouldn't? Hidan was an annoying asshole, and it was made pretty clear that everyone in the base wanted him dead. "Or you can just blindly hit him, hoping you break something" he said with a grin. That was what he did. He had no idea how to really brake a bone, other than blindly pummelling someone. "I doubt anyone else will try to give us adult supervision. . . Hidan was just being stupid" he sighed and shook his head "Really. . . and people think I'M the most obnoxious person here?".

[Nyako-Chan]

Hearing what Ryota 'thougt' Nami turned her head and looked at him, raising an eyebrow. "You are the most obnoxious person here, Ryota. As I have said before, you are the most annoying, and obnoxious person since Tobi. People all over the base will agree, ask the adults." Of course the adults would know, since the two of them were the newer members, her being the newest, they'd known Tobi longer, and since Ryota came, Tobi had only become second most annoying.

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Ryota rolled his eyes and shook his head again. "You're all delusional. I'm not THAT annoying" he had to fight back the grin on his face, managing to keep it somewhat serious, other than the corner of his mouth twitching upwards. He knew what he had said was a complete lie obviously, as his life goal was to be annoying, but he just had to argue even the stupidest things.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Mmhmm, sure," Nami agreed jokingly, "we're all delusional, then you must be the second most annoying person in the base, and it must be Tobi who's the first most annoying, right?" She knew, and he knew that he was by far the most annoying, and she could see the corners of his mouth twitching ever so slightly, hinting his effot to keep a serious act up.

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Ryota nodded again, trying his best to keep the smile off of his face still. "Of course. How could I compete with Tobi's annoyingness. Really now, it's obviously impossible. Second most annoying is easier to achieve" he finally cracked, laughter bubbling up from inside him as he let the stupid grin on his face. He caught hold of his laughter easily though, letting out a giggle every few seconds. He knew he must really sound insane when he did that, but he didn't care.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Yeah, you seem to belive so," Nami said, nodding, rolling her eyes as Ryota burst out laughing, charade broken down completely. "You couldn't live with yourself if you weren't the most annoying kid in the base, in fact, you'd try twice as hard to become the most annoying if you weren't already." When Ryota had come along, he'd blown Tobi out of his first place annoying spot right away. People didn't think it had been possible, but now, look at Ryota, he was indeed the most annoying.

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Ryota thought for a moment of how true her words were. "Good point. . . it's just so rewarding being annoying. Can't you tell?" he raised his broken arm, one of his latest tokens of being obnoxious and getting hurt from it. There was no real reason for him to enjoy being annoying, but the way he saw it, he was pissing people off and making their lives miserable, and it made him feel triumphant for some reason. "I have so many tokens of my obnoxiousness. . . I've got scars everywhere. . ." the funny thing was, most of them were from Nami.

[Nyako-Chan]

"You asked for it, you always do, and you do deserve those beatings, you know," she told him, sighing, annoyed with how happy he was to get beat up because of his annoyingness. "Of course I can tell though, because if you're annoying someone else, I can hear you annnoying the heck out of them. It doesn't surprise me that you've got 'tokens' everywhere, actually." She knew that she probably created most of them, while a few others, like Itachi, Hidan, and sometimes Zetsu, had created a couple.

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"I don't deserve it!" he protested in a whiney voice. There wasn't really something he didn't deserve, seeing as what he had done in his life, including killing so many people. "Who can't hear me? Really, I bet people on the other side of the planet can hear me sometimes" he gave a satisfied grin. He laughed when Nami said that she wasn't surprised that he had tokens everywhere. His largest scar from annoying someone was probably a big one along his leg for pissing Hidan off during a ritual. That had hurt.

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