Re: Unexpected to Say the Least

by RippedNose Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:01 pm

Deidara looked to Ryota again. He hadn't really expected him to hear it. He wouldn't be surprised if his son was half deaf from the noise he created. The blonde almost laughed at Revelation's choice of words though. . . 'magical sense' reminded of Hidan's 'magical albino powers' theory. He glanced around the room quickly after Revelation spoke again. "I'm pretty sure I'm just gonna stay out here, un" he said, nodding in agreement with himself. Half of his face was still the only thing visible of him, and it didn't bug his eyesight at all as that kind of thing could bug other people. He was completely used to having something obscuing the view on half of his face since his bangs were there.

Ryota rolled his eyes at Revelation's statement. He wasn't paying attention enough to hear someone coming. He almost laughed at his partner's next words but he managed to keep a straight face. he was surprised that his dad had pretty much implied that he wasn't a 'real man' as so many people joked about. He was completely oblivious to Revelation's gun, but he kept watching the albino carefully.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:06 pm

With his other hand Revelation took out the other gun and lifted it to point at Deidara a wide smirk on his face, Ryota still seemed oblivious to the fact that there was also a gun under the table directed at him if it was necessary to be used. He shot once letting it fly right by the shorter blonde's head, maybe an inch from his ear, "If you don't come in here to talk I'll just shoot you in whatever part of your face is visible...staying half hidden won't save you from a bullet to the eye..." Revelation laughed slightly at his own words and he put the finger on the trigger on the other gun, expecting some sort of reaction from Ryota at this.

by RippedNose Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:14 pm

Deidara's eyes widened slightly as the gun came out and he cursed quietly. He flinched as the bullet whizzed past his ear before completely hiding behind the wall. "It doesn't seem like you intend to do alot of talking, un" he said with a sigh. He wasn't planning on offering himself up like that but he might not have much of a choice.

Ryota narrowed his eyes when the gun was brought out, and he still thought that it was the only one out. He growled when the bullet was sent past his dad's head and he pulled a kunai out, holding it tightly. He debated weather to attack him with it quite yet, but settled on lashing out for the albino's face with his fist just after his dad spoke.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:18 pm

Revelation knew it, he shifted to the side and pulled the trigger and just as he wanted the bullet broke right through the table clear path for Ryota's arm. Revelation smirked then looked back to where Deidara was hiding, "You're right i don't really want to talk much..." He threw his head back and laughed for a shirt while, but hopefully not long enough to get hit again. He wondered if Deidara would finally have the guts to actually walk into the room now that he hadjust shot his son... or was the older blonde scared he would be next...was he an even worse parent then Revelation already thought he was.

by RippedNose Wed Apr 08, 2009 6:28 pm

Deidara heard the gun shot and winced, but the noise Ryota was making he knew he was fine. He rolled his eyes at the response but walked around the corner quickly anyways, keeping his eyes on Revelation as he walked to his son and ripped a strip of cloth from the already torn cloak the taller blonde was wearing to tie around the wound as soon as his son moved his hand. He was watching Revelation the entire time, glaring at him as he tied the strip on and stood beside Ryota. He figured he would probably be next to get shot but he would bear it.

Ryota was surprised when the bullet hit his arm and he screamed angrily. "AH FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!! YOU HAVE FUCKING PROBLEMS!!!!! YOU FUCKING SONOFABITCH!!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF IN A CLOSET OR SOMETHING!!!" he yelled as his dad came around the corner and ripped a strip from his cloak. Kakuzu was really gonna kill him for completely destroying his cloak. . . again. Ryota moved the hand that was clutching his new wound to let Deidara bandage it up and he too glared at Revelation, cursing under his breath now instead of screaming his insults. He was surprised how easily he let his dad help him considering how mad at him he was.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Thu Apr 09, 2009 4:30 am

Revelation laughed. He could tell neither of them stopped looking at him now that he held both weapons at his sides. But he sighed and put them away a grin still plastered on a face. He glared at Ryota who was cursing angrily...well he had just been shot..again...so Revelation guessed he did have something to be mad about at the moment...Revelation turned to Deidara, crossing his arms over his chest, "So...Is there anything you wanna tell Ryota?" he wanted to see this...both of their reactions...or would Deidara make Revelation(who needed to hear some sort of allaby to judge a better punishment) get out before he said anything to his son...

by RippedNose Thu Apr 09, 2009 5:01 am

Deidara glared at Revelation for the question but glanced down at his son. He crossed his arms as well and sighed. This would be interesting. "Yes, un. I have something to tell Ryota. . . not you. So either you leave or we're leaving, un" he said stubbornly. He had no doubt that Ryota would come with him for some privacy when he explained what had happened. He still had no idea how he was going to explain, but just telling the entire story would probably work.

Ryota continued to glare at Revelation as he laughed. He wished he could permanently wipe the grin off of his face. He stopped swearing at the albino's question and he looked up at Deidara expectantly. He wasn't surprised by his father's response, and he looked back to Revelation. He kept silent now. . . for once on his life. . . he left the talking to other people. He wasn't sure if his partner would leave or not.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Thu Apr 09, 2009 12:42 pm

Revelation frowned and rolled his eyes and thought about just staying there...but, he didn't even know why he was there in the first place...he might as well try and get a bit more sleep. "Fine have it your way...fucking bastard" with that he got up and walked out of the room, into the living room where he lay down on the couch...kinda upset with the fact that he couldn't hear what they were all saying from where he was. But none the less he drifted into sleep...

by RippedNose Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:38 pm

Deidara waited silently as Revelation got up and left. He waited a few moments after he left before going to the door and sticking his head out to make sure he wasn't trying to listen by the door. He then sat down in the chair the albino had been coccupying. Sighing, he thought of how to begin. "Ok, un. What happened was that Hidan kissed me by accident, and then we both realized how much we had been 'deprived'. So we kinda. . . continued, un. And then. . . well. . . we went a little far. Again, un, deprived. I'm sorry. You don't know how guilty I've been the entire time, un" He said. he had averted his eyes from Ryota the entire time but now he forced himself to look into his son's eyes, hoping he would understand.

Ryota stayed silent the entire time, and a while after his father's explination, allowing his mind to digest what he had heard. As repulsive as it was, he understood mostly. . . though he was still a little pissed. "Ok. . . " he said, not knowing what else to say. "I get it. . . sorta". He stood up, not really knowing what to do at all. He had to admit, it was an akward conversation. "I'm still mad at you though, just so you know. . . just not as much" he gave a small smile before walking out of the room, deciding to walk around outside for a bit to think about it for a bit. He walked past Revelation on the couch, not really realizing it as he tripped and fell onto the couch, cursing loudly and getting back up quickly.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Fri Apr 10, 2009 6:55 pm

Revelation woke with a start as the blonde fell on him. He sat bolt upright and glared at Ryota, "What the hell was that?" he asked i a stern...pissed off voice. His back hurt again...he wondered why, oh wait it was because this fat ass fell on him...he was suddenly in a sour mood...he didn't know why, he just was...

Hidan woke up and a shiver went through his body...he hoped to Jashin he had just dreamt all that stuff with Deidara. But one look at his be said...uh...it probably wasn't...and the pain that went through his ass told him it definetly wasn't a dream. He sighed and got up, pulling on his pants and cloak, he walked out of the room...he was suddenly starving and was going to look through the fridge, see if there was anything he could have...He walked into the kitchen and kinda froze as he saw Ryota leave and Deidara sitting at the table. He didn't look at the blonde and walked by quickly opening the fridge and sticking his head in. Nothing...but he didn't want to have to face the blonde at the moment...then a question went through his mind...one he found necessary to voice. He pulled his head out of the fridge and closed it with a sigh. He looked at Deidara, "You told Ryota?How'd that go?"

by RippedNose Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:55 am

Ryota looked down at the albino and shrugged. "Wasn't watching where I was going. . . sorry" he said before turning to walk again but aking no progress with that as he tripped again and fell flat on his face on the floor in front of the couch. "Ow. . ." he muttered.

Deidara was surprised that Ryota had seemed to understand at least a bit. He knew that the blonde wouldn't be mad for much longer, which put his mind at rest. He looked up when Hidan walked in, though he remained silent as the older albino attempted to raid the fridge. He was looking around the room when Hidan asked the question, and his gaze flicked back to him. "Actually it went rather well, un" he said with a slight grin "Apparently he understands a little. . . and he's not as mad". He leaned back in his chair and laughed quietly for a moment. "Good luck with Revelation though, un. He tried to shoot me. . . again".

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sat Apr 11, 2009 8:28 am

Revelation rolled his eyes as RYota fell over...again...but really what had he been expecting. "Do you have something on your mind...you seem abit more out of it then usual..." he looked around for a moment before looking back at Ryota, or maybe he's just always like this and I haven't been here long enough to know that... Revelation though he heard more talking coming from the kitchen...in fact he was pretty sure he had heard his name...was Hidan up again...? He would leave it for now...he would seek out revenge as soon as possible...but not now.

Hidan nodded he didn't think Ryota actually understood, there was no way he could actually know. He thought about how he would tell Revelation, no...if he WOULD tell Revelation...why bother, there was no way it would turn out well.He let out a sigh, "I don't think i'm going to tell him anything, i should probably just keep my distance from him until he simmers down a bit...and i suggest you do the same thing..." he said looking at Deidara, though he was pretty sure Deidara would do that anyway, he was pretty sure neither of them wante a bullet to the head if they could avoid it...

by RippedNose Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:03 pm

Ryota got up and swayed a moment before shrugging. "Just thinking about what my dad said" he said simply. He hadn't really known how spaced out he was until he had fallen on Revelation and well. . . the albino pointed it out. . . truth be told he hadn't noticed until then. . . He heard the voices in the kitchen as well, but he ignored them completely. He didn't really give a shit. He sighed and relaxed his muscles, resulting on tipping over backwards and landing on the floor. He stayed there, not bothering to get up anymore.

Deidara nodded. . . he was planning on staying away from Revelation. . . except for the fact that he was with the person he needed to talk to urgently. . . so that kinda ruined it. "I don't really think he'll even simmer down, un" he said with a small shake of his head. That child has issues. . . MAJOR. . . issues. . . He shifted in his chair and winced slightly at the pain in his ass. He had been walking funny, though thankfull no one had seemed to notice as he tried his best to hide it.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sat Apr 11, 2009 2:44 pm

Revelation rolled his eyes he wasn't surprised by the answer he was given. He briefly wondered what Deidara's excuse for being such a disgusting pervert was...but he decided not to question seeing as Ryota seemed kinda...uh...upset. At least he would guess that when Ryota was quiet that meant he was upset and that got Revelation starting to hope that Ryota would be more upset later on...he would have to make sure that happened... He sighed and shook his head not having any idea what to say right now...

Hidan sighed and nodded, "Ya you're probably right...he doesn't seem to forget things very fucking easily...i mean how can he remeber what happened so long ago..." he looked at the floor for a moment thinking before he looked back up at Deidara. Hidan sat down next to the blonde trying not to wince and pulling it off, he was used to pain...maybe not in his ass, but he was used to pain and covering it up.

by RippedNose Sat Apr 11, 2009 3:38 pm

Ryota was surprised that Revelation didn't ask about Deidara's explination, but he shrugged it off and stared at the ceiling for a moment. Sitting up, he looked down at his cloak and frowned. It was covered in holes and had stips torn off. He pulled a roll of duct tape out of his cloak and began to patch it up, putting tape on the inside as well so that it didn't stick to him. He began to hum as he did so. Humming was a habit of his that as a bonus. . . was annoying as hell.

Deidara glanced at Hidan's face as he sat down, looking for a sign of pain, but saw nothing. He knew Hidan was probably really good at hiding pain, but he would have liked to see a bit of it show, just so he knew that he wasn't the only one that hurt. "He probably won't give it up until you die, un" he said with an unhumorous laugh. He knew what he said was probably true, meaning Revelation wouldn't ever give it up. He sighed and dropped his head to the table. He was in for alot of pain and misery. . .

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:06 am

Revelation cocked an eyebrow as Ryota pulled a random roll of duct tape out of his cloak...if only he had known where that was earlier...he shook his head as he watched Ryota tape his ripped up cloak back together. That humming was very annoying...and the worst part of that was...Revelation was pretty sure that Ryota KNEW it was annoying and was just trying to bug the fuck out of anyone who happened to be nearby...in this case...Revelation. He laid back down on his stomach and shoved his face into the cushions to keep from cussing out Ryota for being the most annoying being on Earth...instead he let out a groan and he sort of wondered what time it was.

Hidan looked at Deidara as the blonde spoke and a frown came aross his pale face. "Ya so in other words he's never going to stop...damn... Who knew bringing him back here would end up fucking my entire life..." he said shaking his head with a sigh. He lifted the pendant around his neck so he could look at it for a while before he let it rest against his chest again...He couldn't remeber the last time he had been so upset...wait...yes he could...he just didn't want to think of it.

by RippedNose Sun Apr 12, 2009 10:40 am

Ryota's humming became slightly frantic as the tape got stuck to his hands. He stopped humming and wailed loudly. "NOOOOO IT'S STUCK!" he yelled, trying to pull the tape off with his other hand. He succeeded, but now it was stuck to his other hand. "NononononononNONONONONO BAD TAPE!!!!! FUCK!!!" It was stuck to the first hand again. "RRRRRRR" he growled in frustration, completely ignoring everyone else as it kept getting stuck to each hand in turn. He shook his hand frantically now, trying to dislodge it, but no luck of course. He looked up to Revelation and poked him, not really noticing what he was doing before he poked him. . . about eight times. "Revelation get it off!!!!" he pleaded, still getting it stuck to each hand as he attempted to get rid of it. Duct tape is really sticky.

Deidara lifted his head off of the table and a thought occured to him. Technically it was Ryota's fault that Revelation was there. . . which has caused about a million problems in the day he had been there. He wasn't really planning on telling anyone that, as everyone in the base would probably try even harder to murder the younger blonde. He heard his son yelling something about tape, and he turned to look at the door before turning back around, shaking his head. Ryota normally kept duct tape with him to fix his cloak when it got trashed so Kakuzu wouldn't kill him. . . which was quite often. "I have to admit. . . that child has issues, un" he muttered.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:27 pm

Revelation groaned slightly as Ryota started yelling, trying to tune the idiot out...without luck...and then the blonde started poking him..He sat up relunctantly, "I'm not going to ask how you managed to get it so stuck...but if it will shut you up...even for a moment ...i'll take it off for you." He grabbed the wrist of the hand that currently had tape stuck to it and took it off carefully before throwing it to the other side of the room, letting go of Ryota and shoving his face back in couch, "NOW WAS THAT REALLY SO FUCKING HARD!!" he yelled into the couch loud enough so that he could be heard even though his voice was muffled...he hoped that Ryota would be quiet in amazment at the fact that it was ACTUALLY POSSIBLY to take the duct tape off...but he was pretty sure his hopes would be dashed...rather quickly...

Hidan looked towards the living room where Ryota and Revelation were...and where Ryota had started yelling about tape...obviously...he had gotten some stuck somewhere. Then he heard the muffled yell from his son and turned back to Deidara with a sigh. "Which one?" Hidan said...Revelation had a bit of an issue uh...controlling his anger...it would seem where as Ryota...Ryota was just a moron and had an endless list of issues...

by RippedNose Sun Apr 12, 2009 5:45 pm

Ryota was quite surprised when Revelation actually complied and ripped the tape off. He hissed at the pain of it ripping his skin and the mouths on his hands, but stopped quickly. It didn't really hurt that much. "Thanks" he said happily, looking down at the now tape-free hand. He was quiet for a moment. . . inspecting the patches quickly. Satisfied with his handy work he lay back down on the floor, deciding not to get all bruised up while thinking about what his dad said.

From Revelation's muffled yell and Ryota's silence he figured the tape was off and the corner of his mouth twitched up in amusement. "Both. Though I'm surprised Revelation hasn't killed Ryota yet. I'm sure it's only a matter of time though, un" he sighed. He would have to torture Revelation alot to get revenge if he killed Ryota. He had alot of painful measures of torture in mind. . . he had to admit that might be alot of fun. . . though he would probably be blinded by rage and just try his best to kill him even though he knew he couldn't.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:14 am

Revelation was shocked though no one would be able to tell because his face was still shoved in the couch....but he could hardly believe it the idiot was atually being...quiet! He took this momentary scilence to rest his body, not sleep, just rest. He also thought of any possible reasons why he hadn't already killed Ryota, why had he gone so easy on the idiot when they first met. It was odd for someone like Revelation. Sometime in the future for sure... but make it look like an accident or something. He'd rather not have the older blonde after him for killing his son...

Hidan let out a short laugh what Deidara said was definatly true, there was no doubting it...the fact that it wasn't Ryota's blood all over theliving room was a bloody fucking miracle. Thn he glared at Deidara, "If does kill Ryota i'll kill you if you try to fucking kill Revelation...He may be one of the biggest fucking jerks I have ever known but he's still my fucking son..." he said in a serious tone.

by RippedNose Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:16 am

Ryota groaned after a few minutes. He was confused, and now bored. He got up and walked over to the remains of the Tv. . . hoping to find a way to fix it. He pushed it so it was in a standing position and he turned to around. He was poking around with the wires it the back if it, thinking that he could maybe fix it despite the physical damage done to it. The thing he didn't realize was that it was still plugged it. Fiddling with some wires, he connected two, not knowing how much of a bad idea that was. A jolt of electricity zapped through him. He was unconcious before he hit the floor, and there were burn marks visible on his arms.

Deidara rolled his eyes and sighed. It was like the albino had read his mind. "It's not like he can actually die, un" he protested. "I'd just hurt him. Which isn't really fair revenge. . . though there's not much 'fair' here anyways, un". He would probably end up torturing Revelation a bunch while Hidan wasn't there and then booking it. . . though dying wouldn't be bad. . . he would join his family at least. . . There was a lot to consider. He would probably end up being killed for attempting to ditch the Akatsuki anyways.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:35 am

Revelation turned so he could look at Ryota as he heard the blonde get up...and he was glad that he did. He watched the moron prop up the TV and fiddle with the wires, Revelation didn't even bother trying to tell the blonde that the Tv was still plugged in and he couldn't help but burst out laughing as Ryota fell over unconcious. He sat up and pointed and laughed, that was probably one of the stupidist things he had seen this moron do so far. Was the idiot really passed out!? Yes, yes he was. He got up still in a laughing fit he made his way over to the door to the kitchen he looked in, not caring who was in there, "You might when check on Ryota...i think he might be dead." He couldn't stop laughing and he didn't know why...

Hidan shook his head at what the blonde said and looked up as Revelation walked into the room laughing his ass off. He cocked an eyebrow. That evil laugh was so much like his own. He was about to say something when Revelation beat him to it. He wanted to get up and see what was wrong...what the moron had done now...but he decided this was something for Deidara to deal with...though it would probably still be funny as fucking hell...even though Revelation would try to kill him if he went any closer and the younger taller man clued into who was around him.

by RippedNose Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:48 am

Deidara looked up with a questionging glance at Revelation when he walked in. His eyes snapped open and he jumped up, running out of the room, figuring it was probably Revelation's fault. Seeing Ryota on the ground like that beside the Tv he groaned. . . it was obvious what he had done. He knelt next to the taller blonde and looked at the burn marks on his cloak and the small part of his arms that were revealed because of the sleeves being pushed up a little when he fell. "Fuck" he hissed. He could see that Ryota was breathing, and the growing fear in him eased. He had no idea what to do. He hadn't seen someone get electricuted before, so he had no idea what he was supposed to do to help. He ran back to the kitchen and grabbed a glass, filling it with water. He brought it back to his son and dumped it on his face, satisfied with the yell he got in response.

Ryota woke with a start when the water was poured on his face and he yelled in surprise. He jerked slightly but fell still again at the pain in his body. "Well at least I know what it feels like to be electricuted" he muttered. His brain was a little fried at the moment, so he couldn't really think straight as Deidara picked him up and lay him on the couch. His eyes were still closed so he opened them and sat up, screaming at the pain in his body. Electricity hurts. . .

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:42 pm

Revelation calmed himself as Deidaragot the water and splashed Ryota with it. Kinda upset that the blonde had been woken up so easily. He randomly burst into a little fit of laughter, but luckily calmed it before he full out laughed again. He wasn't up for getting many more death glares at the moment. He went and sat down on the chair as Ryota was put down on the blood stained couch. He sighed and the smile that was on his face started to fade. He had closed his eyes, but they opened as he sensed someone looking at him. He saw Hidan looking at him from across the room and he glared at the older albino. His arm twitched slightly as he barely stopped himself from pulling his gun out and shooting the bastard again.

Hidan had ended up finding it necessary to follow Deidara into the living room to see what the younger blonde had done this time...he had to say...it was probably was one of the stupidest things the idiot had done. He was tempted to laugh but held it back...he gave his son an odd look as the younger albino burst out laughing again. He watched as Revelation went and sat down, but jerked his head to the side as his son noticed him looking at him. He walked over to stand beside the couch Ryota was lying on, he smirked as he looked down at him, "What the FUCK were you trying to do?" he asked.

by RippedNose Mon Apr 13, 2009 5:58 pm

Ryota let out a stream of curses under his breath at the apin, and the fact that he had gotten himself an audiance. He looked up at Hidan at the albino's question. "Uhh. . . heh. . . I was trying to fix the Tv. . . THAT YOU BROKE!" he yelled the last part, trying to pass off the blame for his stupidity on the Jashinist. He hadn't really noticed himself wincing as he yelled, as it jarred his body slightly. He attempted to sit up, cursing at the pain jolting through his body. "Ow fuck. Fuckfuckfuckfuckowowowowow!!" he hissed, making a mental note to try not to get electricuted in the future.

Deidara looked up at the other two as they came in the room but didn't say anything. He was going to ask Ryota what he had done when Hidan beat him to it, and he closed his half open mouth. Hearing the explination, he had to admit that was the dumbest thing the younger blonde had ever done. Ryota wasn't good with electricity, plus the facts that he had no experience with electronics, and he was just plain unlucky. He watched his son carefully while the stupid blonde struggled into a sitting position, trying to see what parts of him were hurting, but the way he moved and his words told the older artist that his son was pretty much hurt everywhere. Idiot.

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