Re: Unexpected to Say the Least

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation glared at Hidan for a few more moments before he turned his attention back to Ryota and a smirk covered his face once more. It looked like the blonde was in a lot of pain...Revelation couldn't help but find that hilarious, especially since it was such a stupid reason he was hurt. A scythe to the back was nearly as stupid as whatever the fuck the blonde had done there to get himself electrocuted. Revelation sighed happily and put his head back and closing his eyes...he briefly wondered what time it was NOW but didn't voice his question.

Hidan smirked and rolled his eyes at Ryota's response, "Ya...so what if I broke it...you didn't have to fix it. You probably knew you'd get hurt anyway, you fucking moron." Hidan laughed a little, not being able to contain it anymore, and his laugh became even louder as the young blonde hurt himself even more by sitting up. What a great source of entertainment...He finally managed to stop and just looked down at Ryota.

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Ryota glared at Hidan and attempted to flip him off, which didn't work too well, seeing as his hands hurt the most. He bit back the curses on his tounge and just settled for a glare as the older albino burst out laughing. He didn't find it that funny. "Yeah, well how am I supposed to know it was still plugged in?" he defended himself. He knew he should have been the one to unplug it, seeing as he was messing with its insides. He caught sight of the burns on his hands and he pulled back his sleeve to see nasty burns on both of his arms trailing up just past his elbow. "Wow 'cause I really need more burns" he said sarcastically.

Deidara was tempted to punch Hidan in the face as he laughed at Ryota but he restrained himself, keeping his mind busy trying to think of what the hell to do with people who got electricuted. Finding nothing, he growled in frustration. "DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TO DO TO PEOPLE WHO GOT ELECTRICUTED, UN!?" he yelled. He could see that Ryota was in alot of pain, and the burns on his arms showed even more of that. They were nasty burns, that he and Ryota only got with from their bombs if they were being careless, which was very, very rarely. He saw Ryota turn to him at his outburst and shrug. Of course he had no idea what to do.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan calmed his laughter and he looked between the pissed off blonde then down at Ryota's burnt arms before he looked at Deidara as he asked his question. The smirk on Hidan's face grew, "You punch them in the face 'cause you have to be a moron to do something so stupid as to play with electrical wiring and they deserved to get beat up." He laughed again but stopped as Revelation started talking.

Revelation sighed and opened his eyes as he looked at the blondes at Deidara's question. Hidan, of course, had to come up with some stupid reply...but really...he was surprised that these morons knew absolutly nothing about anything, "Don't bother doing anything...the wires in the TV formed a circuit...and the fact that Ryota was so stupid as to break the circuit the eletricity had to go somewhere to get to where it was going before...and yes a TV that is plugged in but off still has current going through it...so most of the elctricity would have left his body...gone right through to the other side. If there was any left over it probably seeped into the ground when he fell unconcious and hit the floor..."Revelation was far from stupid and he knew what he was saying...but looking at Hidan's expression...obviously a lot of these morons didn't know anything...

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Deidara glared at Hidan at his stupid answer. Other than that, he ignored him, glancing down at Ryota. He was just thinking of who in the Akatsuki might know what to do when Revelation spoke. The blonde's head slowly turned to face the younger man with a slightly shocked expression at his explination. "Um. . . ok then, un" he said, at a loss for words. Deidara had no idea what he was talking about when it came to electronics of any kind, so he decided to just take the albino's word for it, as he had nooo clue what he had just said.

Ryota rolled his eyes at Hidan's answer. Of course he would think of something like that. Idiot. He looked up at Revelation as he spoke and his eyebrow raised in confusion. Deciding not to even ask what the fuck he was talking about (he probably wouldn't get it the second time either), he fixed his confused and bewhildered expresiion to make it look like he knew exactly what his partner was talking about. "Of course" he agreed, nodding. "That's what I was just about to say". He tried to fight back the smile forming, and he was sure he did a pretty good job of it, though he knew not a single person in the room would beleive for a second that he actually understood.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation rolled his eyes...they really didn't get it...he glared at Ryota at the idiots response, "Shut the fuck up you have no fucking idea what the hell i just said..." he sighed and closed his eyes again, "Don't try to be smart when you can't fucking back it up...i mean just because I have some brains..." he stated...and really it didn't just apply to Ryota, but the other two in the room as well who obviously had no clue what he had just said.

Hidan snorted at what Ryota said...the fucking moron. He just barely stopped himself from kicking the bastard as hard as he could. Then he looked back at Revelation as he spoke. Once his son had said the word 'formed' before he had stopped paying attention but he was pretty sure that he wouldn't know what the hell the bastard said anyway. And he was also pretty sure that was what he was saying now as well...that none of them would understand and shouldn't try to understand. Hidan looke around the room not sure what to do...he was kinda surprised that being around Deidara wasn't awkward and at least Revelation was trying to kill either of them.

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Ryota raised both eyebrows at Revelation's words and he laughed. "Calm down fucker. It's called sarcasm" he said with another short laugh. He was just being a smart ass. . . Revelation didn't need to spazz like that. He stuck his hands behind his head and laced his fingers together, getting more comfortable as he tried to ignore the pain the electricity left in his body. His stomach rumbled loudly and he sighed. "Crap. . . I guess getting electricuted makes me hungry" he thought back to the cake that was still sitting in the middle of his floor, and he hoped that nobody went into the room before he hid it again. . . or ate the rest.

Deidara laughed silently at Revelation's reaction to his son's stupidity. He sat down on the couch now that Ryota was sitting up and not taking up the entire thing. He looked sideways at the taller blonde when he spoke of being hungry and he rolled his blue eyes. "Is there anything that doesn't make you hungry, un?" he asked sarcastically, and he laughed as Ryota shook his head. "Didn't think so" he muttered. He knew Ryota was proud of his high metabolism, and that he was always hungry. Always. He knew there was no food in the kitchen, so he didn't even bother to go looking for something for his son.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation snorted angrily and he kept his eyes close where he lay. The blonde was already hungry? didn't the just eat like half a cake an hour or two ago. Revelation wanted to hit Ryota...instead he opened one eye as someone walked into the room.

Pein walked into the room, obviously avoiding looking at Deidara and/or Hidan. Instead he looked at the younger blonde, "I can see you hurt yourself again...but do you think you're up for a mission?" he paused, "well really...it's for Revelation, we have to test his abilities...So Ryota...you are only going to help if it is completely necessary." He glanced at Revelation then back at Ryota. He sighed and closed his eyes, "It's a little assasination...someone who knows a little more then they should...it's a little far...but distance is not something you get to choose...the southern most point of the Tea Country...a man named, Meyashi Sakuraba...stumbled across what is truely at the top of the tallest tower in the rain village...so Revelation, you are to take him out, Ryota, only help if you have to..." He stopped his explanation and glanced at the two youngest members in turn one last time, "You both seem pretty beat up at the moment...you can leave first thing tomorrow..." with that Pein left.

Hidan wasn't really paying attention when Pein walked in, instead he had gone back to the kitchen gotten some water, drank it, then had come back just as Pein was leaving, "Good luck on your mission...a whole week just to get there." He let out a laugh, quite a mission for Revelation's first, Pein must have really seen something in him. Hidan glanced at a clock, 6...a lot more time had gone by then he thought. A frown passed his face for a moment, he grinned, completely forgetting that his son wanted to beat the fucking crap out of him. He glanced over at Deidara, "Don'tcha think we should send the little kids to bed before their big mission tomorrow." He was acting more and more like himself, not really thinking things through all the way, and he really should have seen it coming before it hit him.

Revelation just watched Pein the entire time. He noticed the way he avoided looking at Hidan, who soon after left, and Deidara...what they had done was really bugging people apparently. He could handle the mission, but had to admit he was pretty thankful for the nights rest beforehand. This would be simple though, this was the kind of thing Revelation speacilizd in. He could have easily done it without Ryota's help...but of course, the blonde would have to go with him. His eyes followed Pein as the Akatsuki leader left the room and he looked over at Hidan as the older albino re-entered. His gaze turning quickly into a glare. Hidan's attitude could easily piss Revelation off and as fast as he possible could he had his dagger deep in Hidan's arm. The flick of his wrist had been enough to get the peice of metal all the way across the room. And he saw Hidan wince. Revelation rolled his eyes, "Don't treat me like that, you do not have authority over me. I don't give a fuck if you're my dad or not...in my eyes you haven't and never will be..." he said and he could see a frown flash on Hidan's face a the older albino pulled the dagger out of his arm.

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Ryota looked up when Pein walked in and he laughed slightly but nodded. "Of course" he replied. The pain wasn't that much any more, and he was sure it would be mostly gone if not completely after a night of sleep. He nodded again as the feiry-headed leader explained their mission. He was fine with not helping unless Revelation needed it, so he figured he could just be lazy for the entire time. . . which was something he was good at. The one problem the blonde had with this was that they would have to spend so much time getting there, and he had a feeling Revelation would get pretty pissed pretty fast. . . and he couldn't really just leave the room like he could here. He looked at Hidan with breif amusement at his question to Deidara. If there was anything he wasn't. . . it was little. He tried not to laugh as the dagger flashed across the room and hit Hidan in the arm.

Deidara glanced up at Pein when he walked in as well, silent as the leader told the two youngest members about their mission. He knew the time spent getting there wouldn't be good with the two, but he said nothing. He chuckled slightly at Hidan's words when the albino was back in the room, and he wasn't surprised at the dagger lodging itself in the Jashinist's arm. He looked at Ryota as his son got up and stretched.

"Well I'm bored. . . I'm gonna go make some art or something" he decided as he walked out of the room. He headed out of the base and to the spot where he and Revelation had fought earlier. It was still quite bright out as he sat down in the grass and pulled out his clay.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation continued to glare at his father even as Ryota announced his boredom. His gaze shifted to look at the blonde for a mere moment as he left the room but stayed more on Hidan. If only this bastard could die...he'd be dead at least 5 times over by now.

Hidan was almost about to flinch under Revelation's gaze...but he didn''t want to seem weak. He sighed and walked toward Revelation, seeing the younger man tense and look as though he would lash out at anymoment and shoot Hidan in the chest or heart or where ever Revelation felt necessary to lodge a bullet. He threw the dagger onto his sons lap and turned to leave the room, "Fuck it, i'm outta here, I gotta go pray..." he sai waving over his shoulder not bothering to look at the two people left in the room, but he couldn't help but wonder wether or not Revelation would kill Deidara or not.

Revelation glared at Hidan until he left, then he sighed and closed his eyes, barely realizing that Deidara was even in the room with him...at least until he decided to ask a question that had been driving him nuts, "How can you...or anyone in this damn orginization stand those two...?" he hissed angrily to the blonde, not opening his eyes.

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Deidara glanced at Revelation after Hidan left, not being able to help the weary feeling that came to him. . . being alone in a room with a teen with anger management problems who liked to kill. . . was good at it. . . and hated his guts. . . not a good thing. He laughed at the albino's question none the less. "We don't, un" he said with a shrug. "We're all just used to it mostly. Ryota doesn't bug me as much as most people. . . but Hidan pisses everyone off". Ryota had never bugged him that much. He had always found it funny how much the younger blonde was alike his mother, even though he hadn't known her.

Ryota sculpted his clay silently, not even injecting C into it. Even he enjoyed peace in quiet once and awhile. The sun sank below the horizon quite quickly, but the blonde ignored it as he created a very detailed sculpture of a wolf. It was about knee height, and it was howling. He was quite proud of how it was going, and he didn't even realize the absense of light.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation let out a very short laugh at Deidara's answer. "So im going to go ahead and guess not many tips of how to get them off your back and ignore them?" Revelation asked. He didn't really know why he was having a conversation with the older blonde, especially when in his head he was thinking of possible ways of killing Deidara. He was going to drift off to sleep again...but he was having a conversation so he willed himself to stay awake...at least for now. He didn't know why he was so sleeping lately...maybe it was the fact that now that he was finally somewhere he could sleep, that's what he wanted to do. But not now.

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Deidara thought for a second before shaking his head. "Nope. I don't think there's a single way to get them to go away. . . unless you tell Ryota some extremely far-fetched story that's slightly beleiveable, he'll run off anywhere you tell him, un" he laughed at this, knowing it was absolutely true. Hidan had once sent the younger blonde off looking for Candy Mountain, and he wasn't seen for a week until he gave up and came home. "Ignoring them is probably easier. . . though still hard to do. . . even Itachi can't ignore Ryota sometimes, un". He could see that Revelation was tired, but he didn't really care. he was surprised at the fact that he wasn't dead yet, and the albino was actually having a conversation with him.

Ryota finished his sculpture and carried it back to the base carefully. It was pretty dark now, and he tripped a few times on his way back, but the clay remained intact. His face and arms were covered with smears of clay, but he didn't mind. He was particularily proud of this peice of art. It was intricately detailed and acurately preportioned. He thought of this happily as he walked back to the base and to his now shared room. Opening the door he looked at the one bed and closed the door, walking to the living room with his sculpture still in his arms. "I'm gonna teef Tobi's bed. . . so if you hear a commotion, it's just him being stubborn or something" he said, putting the clay on the floor, not wanting to break it while he stole Tobi's bed.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation sighed, pissed off, but amused at Deidara's response. He opened his eyes and looked at Ryota as the other blonde walked in, he noted the sculpture as he put it down, but made nothing of it. He was just glad that he was gunna get a bed now. Once Ryota was gone he took out his gun, looked it over then shot the sculpture twice to make it break, bits of it fell to the ground and Revelation smirked for a while before closing his eyes again resting his arm over his chest and not knowingly pointed the gun in his hand at Deidara.

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Ryota walked to Tobi's room quickly and knocked on the door. The hyper masked man opened the door and the blonde spoke quickly before he could. "Tobi, I'm stealing your bed" he said calmly, walking in and dragging it to the door and turning it on it's side to fit it through. He dragged it to his and Revelation's room and pushed it into the corner, ignoring the crap it was on top of, before walking back to the living room. "Ok, I stole Tob- HEY! WHAT THE FUCK!" he spotted his sculpture on the ground and his hands curled into fists. "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WRECK THAT!?!?!?!". It was really not a good idea to mess with the young artist's work, especially when he really liked it as he did this one. He didn't move, knowing that he would probably get shot or something.

Deidara looked at the sculpture when Ryota put it down and he nodded in approval. It was pretty impressive. His eyes widened when Revelation shot at the clay, and he looked to the albino, narrowing his eyes now. He eyes the gun wearily before he spoke. "Why the fuck would you ruin art like that, un?" he asked, discusted. He knew there would be a problem when Ryota walked in, and he winced at the blonde's sheer rage at seeing his sculpture in peices like that.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation said nothing when Deidara spoke to him and instead waited for Ryota to walk back in and explode at him which he did a lot quicker then Revelation thought he would. Revelation grinned evilly as he opened his eyes and looked at Ryota, "Why would I wreck that? Well let's see your idea of art being fleeting...I blew it up...isn't that what YOU were going to do or did you want it to be eternal." He laughed, so much for the idiots 'Art is a BANG' theory. His laugh became a little more insane but he managed to calm it quickly. But he had to admit, even if only to himself, that that was pretty damn funny.

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Ryota growled low in his throat. "It's different" he spat angrily. When I blow my art up, it creates more art, and destroys all it consumes. That's just wrecking it!". He was pissed. Just fucking pissed. He was SO tempted to beat some sense into the younger albino but his common sense that he was sure he didn't have told him to stay put. He really didn't need any more holes in him.

Deidara rolled his eyes at Revelation's words. He knew there was no point to argue wtih Ryota about this. The younge blonde was just blinded by rage, though he had enough sense not to try to attack his partner. He remained silent through his son's short rant. He knew that Ryota would probably be ten times worse to Revelation now. Never mess with an artist's work. Especially if said artist is an S-ranked criminal. . . and mentally unstable. . . and lost his temper easily. . . and the most annoying person on the planet. Revelation had just made his life hell. . . especially the mission they were supposed to be going on in the morning. Ryota took an angry step forewards and Deidara glanced at Revelation. "Ryota" he said warningly, thankful that his son hesitated in his next step and glanced towards the older blonde. . . and putting his foot back, turning back to glare at his partner.

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Revelation laughed again, "There is no difference...when you blow up your 'art', which i so reluctantly call it, you blow it up and then there is nothing, at least a pile of crap like i left there is still something...so appreciate the hunk of garbage I've left for you, unless of course you're going to go make it into more of your 'art'...I wonder if it is possible for you to be even more of a fucking hypocrite then you already are." Revelation knew he was pushing Ryota over the edge, but he was fine with it, he found it more amusing when the blonde was pissed at him. He couldn't help but find it funny. He reached and pulled out his other gun and pointed it lazily at Ryota, "So you gunna defend your work or just stand there and yell at me like the fucking wuss you are." He loaded the gun and put his finger on the trigger. The other one across his chest was still aimed at Deidara.

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Ryota listened to Revelation's little speech with gritted teeth, trying to resist the urge to blow the bastard up right then and there. He was visibly shaking as he fought with himself over weather he should beat the crap out him or leave. He continued to glare at the albino as the gun came out. He would die for his art if he had to, but his dad saying his name again made him glance at the older blonde again.He turned back to Revelation again and let out a loud growl before turning on his heel and grabbing the peices of his sculpture furiously and turning to leave the room.

Deidara let out a sigh of releif when Ryota finally did the sensible thing and grabbed his sculpture to leave. He relaxed a bit, even though his son hadn't left yet. . . and who knows what could happen before he actually gets out the door. With these two around there was no telling who was going to get hurt or why. . . but someone would. He knew enough about Revelation from the past day know not to let his gaurd down yet.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation brought his weapon down slightly as Ryota started to leave, his toothy smile couldn't get much bigger and he decided to bite back his comebacks, no matter how much he wanted to lodge another bullet in the younger blonde. He waited for the blonde to leave without saying a word, though neither gun ever left its target, just in case...right now he was a bit to lazy to do anything, but he would continue an argument if he found it necessary. He let out a couple short laughs, quickly stopping each of them before he burst into his insane laughter.

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Ryota threw a furious glare over his shoulder as he stormed down the hallway. He got to his room and ripped the door open, slamming it shut as hard as he could once he was inside. Tossing the peices on the bed he sat dowen and put his head in his hands to clam his rage. he would try to fix the sculpture later, but he was in no mood to sculpt at the moment. He was ready to wring someone's neck, and was tempted to seek out Tobi for that purpose. In his mind that was the only thing that Tobi was good for. He figured it was getting late so since he and Revelation needed to get up early to go on their mission he decided to get some sleep. He pulled off his cloak and shirt and then pants. He normally slept in his boxers, and nothing would really stop him. He crawled into his bed and fell asleep almost immediatly. He had never really had any problems with sleeping.

Deidara sighed again when Ryota was finally gone. He was safe for now. He glanced sideways at Revelation at the random laughter and he too got up and left. "Fucking bastard, un" he muttered as he walked ou the door. He walked to the room he shared with Sasori slowly. He walked into the room and closed the door waaay more quietly than Ryota had, sitting on his bed. His thoughts drifted to the events the day had held and he sighed, laying down fully dressed on top of the blankets to try to sleep.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation frowned as both the blondes left, aw how come they were so mean...not that he gave a fuck. A smirk passed across his face again...He decided he should get to bed as well. With a sigh he forced himself up wincing only slightly at the pain in his back. He put away both his weapons and heade off to his room. He was pretty sure he had heard that Ryota had brought the new bed from Tobi's room. So he could sleep in there from now on...well most of the time. He walked in and saw he was right. He smirked slightly. He went over and sat on the bed, he glanced over at the sleeping Ryota and shook his head. He took off his belt and slipped into the bed, going to sleep a lot easier then he thought he would. He actually had a dream...and it wasn't that bad...it was the mission tomorrow...he blew off the head of some bastard...oh wait not just some bastard, of Ryota. He had then come back to the base and killed Deidara and found a way to kill Hidan before leaving again to live on the street and at the end...like in every dream he ever did have, he found his brother and mother...but those were just small details...all together he was pretty sure he woke up way to early. He sat up and sighed, he was guessing, but he would have to say it was probably 5 in the morning. He didn't bother even looking to see if Ryota was awake, by the way the blonde usually acted he was going to say that he probably wasn't. He picked his belt up off the floor and took out his dagger and started to polish it as he thought over what he was going to be doing today.

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Ryota woke about an hour after Revelation and grumbled as he sat up and looked around blearily. Seeing Revelation he blinked a few times, confused as to who the hell was in his room. Shaking his head a few times he remembered the past few days and groaned. He got up and grabbed some clothes off of the floor and dragged them to the bathroom, still half asleep, to get dressed. He pulled on clean boxers and jeans and a shirt before turning his attention to his hair. His hair sadly took him about twenty minutes to do before he was satisfied and by this point he was already awake. He walked out of the bathroom and started gathering the things he would need on their mission. Three bags of clay (just in case he got bored. . . he doubted he'd need it) a few kunai, and some shurakin. He completely ignored his partner the entire time.

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Revelation barely noticed Ryota get up. Instead he was wondering wether or not he would be forced to wear that ugly cloak...he hoped he wouldnt...but at the moment he didn't have any other clothes. His shirt was torn to bit, his pants were the only clothes he had intact. He realized he had left it in the living room but he could grab it as he left. He felt something rubbing, uncomfortably against his ass and pulled his chain out of his pocket, he had forgotten it was there. He looked at it for a moment before putting it back on. Now that he looked at it, he only saw a few differences between it and the one that Hidan wore. He sighed and put his belt on as he got up and looked over at Ryota, "You ready to go?" he asked, not really caring if the blonde was still mad at him.

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Ryota glanced at Revelation at his question and nodded, grabbing his cloak off of the ground and heading out the door. "Sadly, yes" he said with a sigh. he really wasn't looking forewards to this. he was still pissed at Revelation for destroying his art like that, but fixing it up would have to wait until they got back. He walked out the door and into the kitchen. There was no food, but he always stole some while he was on missions. He wasn't surprised to see his dad sitting in a chair with a cup of coffee. That was what he had gone to the kitchen for in the first place. He had mostly forgiven his dad, but the images still popped into his mind every once and awhile, making him flinch.

Deidara looked up when Ryota walked in and he smiled slightly. "Morning, un" he said, taking a sip of his coffee. He was always up to say goodbye to Ryota before his son left on missions. Just in case it was his last. Ryota replied to his greeting and ruffled his hair lightly. Deidara glared at him and fixed his blonde hair before laughing slightly. "Don't die ok, un?" his eyes showed amusement, though he was dead serious. This conversation happened every time. Ryota had to be TOLD not to die, instead of just. . . well. . . not. The taller blonde sighed and rolled his eyes. "Yes dad" he replied sarcastically. He smiled and waved slightly. "Bye, un. Good luck" Ryota nodded with a smile before turning to leave the room.

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Revelation walked out of the room justafter Ryota and when the blonde went into the kitchen, he went into the living room to pick up his cloak whic he found curled up next to the couch He put it on and did it up before heading for the exit. He tried to remeber where they were, he guessed just going south would be the easiet way to figure out how to get to the Tea Country. Unless the moron knew, but Revelation didn't want to ask, he didn't want to be near the idiot for the entire mission, but so far it didn't look like he had a choice. He stared out into the forest as he waited fo Ryota to finish up whatever the fuck he was doing inside.

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