Re: Unexpected to Say the Least

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation had looked back up as Ryota entered the room. He rubbed his forehead which had an imprint of the table on it. He looked at Ryota...it looked like the fight was the most likely to happen of the three he was counting for, cause Deidara sure looked pissed when he went into the kitchen. He nodded at Ryota's words taking note of NEVER to let him get near another pickle...at least not when Revelation was around. He looked at the entrance to the kitchen, "Hey...Blondie...does this kind of thing happen often...where the members pick fights...?" He asked not taking his eyes off the entrance to the kitchen.

Hidan looked up from the fridge to see Deidara glaring at him. He couldn't help but a large evil smile cross his face. He laughed a little but not to loudly. He had his hand in his cloak as he straightened to face the blonde, "Wanna go, blondie?!" he coaxed, "Or are you to pussy like normal..." he laughed again.

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Ryota laughed slightly, still hiccoughing. "Hidan picks fights alot but the others not as much. Not like I pay enough attention anyways" he said, his head still on the table. He lifted his head and looked around the table questioningly. "Uhh. . . where'd Hidan and my dad go. . . ?" he asked slowly. He was slightly confused as he hadn't been paying attention to Hidan's words while was was on the floor laughing.

Deidara continued to glare at him. "I'm not too fucking pussy. But even though Kakuzu's gonne murder me for destroying the kitchen, yeah, I wanna go bastard" his voice was surprisingly calm as he quickly made a stash of clay birds before he attempted to blow the immortal to bits.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan laughed, "Whatever you say...it's your funeral." he pulled out his spike extending it quickly. He agreed with what Deidara said about the fact if Kakuzu saw them blow up the kitchen they'd be in shit, that's why he wasn't using his big weapon. He jumped at Deidara knowing full well the way Deidara attacked, an insane laugh escapsed his lips as he kept his distance from Deidara short and swung his spike with just enough accuracy to keep Deidara's hands busy if possible. People said he was an idiot...but he had learned a bit the past 18 years, not to blab on about what he was doing etc...cause apparently some people, not saying that Deidara is, were smart enough to figure everything out just by what he said..."DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

Revelation heard Hidan's 'battle cry' of insane laughter and death threats. He motioned his head towards the kitchen, "I'm going to guess the two of them are fighting in there..." He loved pointing out the obvious sometimes. We was tempted to get up and see what exactly the two of the were doing but if it envolved going closer to his father he would stay where he was...

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Deidara riased an eyebrow. "Yeah, sure it is" he responded, watching the albino carefully. When Hidan jumped at him he automatically stepped back, blocking out the insane laugh as it was very distracting. Knowing he would end up blowing himself up if he tried to blow up Hidan when he was this close he pulled a kunai out, trying to stay out of reach of the spike. "Yeah right, un!" he ducked under the spike quickly and stabbed at the immortal's stomach with the kunai, not really noticing if he had hit or not as he tried to avoid getting hit by the spike.

Ryota heard Hidan's insane laugh and threat so he didn't really need Revelation's answer. He looked towards the kitchen but stayed where he was, too exausted to go anywhere. He let his head go back on the table and surprisingly enough his breathing evened out as he fell asleep on the table.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan continued his laugh as he continued to swing the spike at Deidara, he decided to change things up a little, he sped up his swings and instead of smooth one direction movements his arm swung everywhere hitting anywhere possible. He was having so much fun with this he barely registered when the kunai DID meet his gut. He just laughed more as the scarlet liquid that was his blood dripped down onto the floor.

Revelation's eyebrow cocked slightly at the sounds coming from the kitchen he turned to say something to Ryota when he noticed the blonde had fallen asleep at the table. Revelation sighed but took this to hid advantage. With a fork and knife he picked up some of the food a not so gently threw it in Ryota's hair before he burst out laughing.

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Deidara winced as the spike bit into his shoulder and he jumped back quickly. He felt blood begin to spread through the fabric of his cloak but he ignored it and threw one of the clay birds he had made at the immortal. H edidn't care who or what he was blowing up at the moment, as long as he got Hidan in the blast.

Ryota woke with a start as he felt something his head. Looking at Revelation who was laughing his ass off he slowly reached a hand to touch his hair where he felt weight added to his head. As soon as his hand came into contact with the shit he knew what it was. Bringing his hand back in front of his ace just as slowly he looked at the black stuff on his hand and then at the immortal sitting across from him. Clenching his fist he shook off his tiredness and launched himself across the table at Revelation, swearing at the top of his lungs. "YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING LONG IT WILL TAKE TO GET THAT SHIT OUT OF MY HAIR!?!?!?!" he pulled a kunai out of his cloak and pressed it to the albino's throat.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation just continued to laugh as he was pinned down by the blonde. His throat moved as he laughed and he felt the cold metal of the kunai dig into his throat slightly everytime he did. "Holy fuck settle down blondie! It's just hair...i mean i COULD have shoved it down your throat or up your nose." He laughed at the idea and his throat was now covered in small little cuts from where the kunai had dug into his skin, "You know you shouldn't be bugging me about this you SHOULD be cleaning whatever that stuff is out of your hair." He wiped a tear that formed in his eyes off on the sleeve of his cloak as he waited for the blonde to get the fuck off of him. He had barely registered the explosion in the other room where Deidara and Hidan were obviously fighting.

Hidan was still laughing evily. The smoke of the blast revealed that he had recieved minor burns from the explsion, and that he know held the spike with Deidara's blood on it close to his mouth. His foot tracing the symbol of Jashin on the ground with the blood that had spilt from the wound on his stomach.

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Ryota continued to swear as he could feel the 'food' start to settle in his hair. "Fuck you! AND STOP CALLING ME BLONDIE!!!!" he got off of Reveltaion and stuck the kunai back on his cloak. He stalked off down the hallway without another word, into his room, and into the bathroom. He took his hair down and washed it as thouroughly as he could in the small sink, but he finally got it all out.

Deidara was dissapointed at the damage done from his bomb but seeing the spike his eye widened. "Oh shit" he ran at Hidan and threw his shoulder into the albino's stomach to knock him backwards, away from the symbol. He grabbed onto the end of the spike and attempted to pull it away from his mouth.

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[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan just laughed more as Deidara pushed him to the ground. He let the blonde move the spike away from his head so he could move his neck a little better. He brought his head up as much as he could from the lying position he had been forced into. He sank his teeth into the blood soaked fiber of Deidara's cloak. He sucked some of the blood into his mouth and let his head hit the ground again. He looked up at Deidara with a toothy smile on his face, his white teeth stained with blood. He swallowed the blood and licked his lips. He laughed insanely and with one strong shove pushed the blonde off of him. He stood up and stepped into the symbol on the floor his skin immediantly changing coulors. He still hadn't gotten around to his big plan but he could wait for now this was all he needed. He lifted up his arm holding the spike and stabbed it through his other hand,"You still wanna fucking fight!?" he yelled still laughing.

Revelation laughed as Ryota ran out, "ILL FUCKING STOP CALLING YOU BLONDIE WHEN YOU STOP BEING BLONDE!" he called after the blonde. He was still sprawled out on the floor and he couldn't help but laugh. He let out a short sigh then sat up. He heard screaming and things breaking from the room Deidara and Hidan were fighting in. Finally Revelation's curiousity got the better of him. He got to his feet and worked his way over to the doorway of the kitchen he looked in and all he saw was blood all over the floor and the two people, and when did Hidan's skin colour change like that? His eyes widened, "What the fuck..." he said to himself hiding behind the door way hoping they wouldn't notice him but he could still watch...

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Deidara could have slapped himself as Hidan got the blood off of his cloak. He let go of the spike and looked down at the immortal with discust as he smiled, showing his blood-stained teeth. He was about to punch the albino in the face when he pushed him off. Deidara jumped to his feet and glared at Hidan, gritting his teeth at the pain in his hand. "Yeah, I still wanna fight but YOU'RE CHEATING!!!!! STUPID FUCKING JASHINIST!!!! Why don't you actually fight instead of just stabbing yourself!". That laugh was really starting to get on the blonde's nerves. At this point he would do anything to get it to stop permanently.

Ryota dried his hair mostly and checked again to make sure it was gone. Satisfied with his cleaning job he put his damp hair into the usual ponytail and walked back to the dining room. Noticing that Revelation wasn't there he looked around, ready to yell at him more for putting that shit in his hair. Seeing him at the door to the kitchen he raised an eyebrow, wondering what he was doing before he remembered that Hidan and Deidara were fighting in there. He waled over to stand in the doorway and he crossed his arms. "YO HIDAN YOU CAN'T USE THE FUCKING LINK!!! THAT'S NOT FIGHTING!!! ITS BEING EMO!!!!!!" he yelled.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan scowled at Deidara, "It'snot cheating...I'm using my abilities to defeat my opponent...don't you do that with your crappy little bombs and self inflicting pain..." he said. He was right but the stupid blonde would start up an argument about it anyway...that much Hidan know. Hidan looked at the doorway as Ryota yelled at him as well. He barely noticed Revelation peeking around the corner...but he did and he would show his son how powerful he was. But now he glared at Ryota, "I'm not emo...I am far from it...I love my life. " he said with an evil smirk and a short laugh, "And being able to take other peoples lives for Lord Jashin makes it all the better. " He took the spike and dragged it hard along his arm, scraping the Jashin symbol deep into it.

Revelation cocked an eyebrow, "link...?" he said in a confused voice. He looked at Ryota to Deidara then finally let his face rest on Hidan, "Sacrifice to Jashin...?" He said...he had a feeling this link and Jashin thing had something to do with the fact that his skin colour suddenly changed like that. Then he started to clue in. He looked at the symbolon the ground writ in Hidan's blood, the symbol on the other albino's necklace and the symbol he was now carving into his cloak and arm, "Is this somesort of religous thing..." his voice had been hushed for everything he had said and he was sure if anyone had heard it it would have been Ryota. Revelation gaze flicked to Deidara...blood started to soak his cloak in the same place Hidan was carving that symbol into his arm.

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Deidara scowled. "It's not the same! I could be on the other side of the base and you could kill me! It doesn't take any skill to do that, you just have to get my god damned blood!" he couldn't help but argue his point as it wasn't fighting at all. Anyone could stab themselves, but it wouldn't do any damage unless they practiced the Jashin religion but it wasn't skill at all. The blonde's hand flew to his arm as Hidan scraped the symbol into his own flesh. His teeth were clenched against the pain and he felt the hot liquid flow over his hand as his arm bled.

Ryota watched as the sleeve of his father's cloak began to turn red with blood and he couldn't help but wince slightly. It was hard just to stand there and watch the fight but he knew that if he intervened it wouldn't help. His gaze shifted to Revelation, hearing his confused words. "Yes, that's exactly what it is. Your dad practices the religion of Jashin. So watch out, he'll probably try to push it on you" he smirked at the thought of Hidan forcing Revelation to convert to Jashin.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation, still very confused, examined what exactly was going on here. Noting what Ryota and what Deidara had said. He carefully placed everything together in his head...that would be a very impressive attack. it would defintily come in handy. He looked at Ryota, "Do you have to practice Jashin to use that power..." he continued to use a hushed voice so only Ryota would hear.

Hidan frowned at Deidara angrily, "You take all the fun out of this..." he said. He kicked the neaby counter hard enough to hurt his foot. Then stepped out of the symbol. His skin started to change back to normal as he stepped out of the circle but he kept his guard up fully aware Deidara was probably going to attack again, he held his spike ready to lash out or quickly jump back into the symbol. He stood with his back turned to the blonde and the door.

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Ryota smirked. "Yeah, you planning on trying?" from what he knew of Revelation he wouldn't be surprised if the ass converted to Jashin just so he could use the Jashin link. "The symbol on the ground in Hidan's blood is the Jashin symbol" he said, pointing to it. He wasn't sure why he was explaining but he had nothing better to do. "All he has to do is consume some of his victem's blood and step into the symbol, and his skin goes all freaky like that and he just stabs himself. It gives the person he's trying to kill the same wounds and they die. But dragging it out is apparently more fun" he had heard many times from various people around the base that dragging out deatsh was more fun than just killing them quickly.

Deidara winced at the pain in his foot when Hidan kicked the counter but he was satisfied now that he had gotten his way. He was prepared for the fight to continue as he stood in a battle-ready stance but after a thought he straightened up. "You know what, I'm done wasting my time on you" with that the blonde turned and walked out the door, heading to his room to get bandaged up.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan smiled evilly he won again.He turned on his foot quickly, spike out again in a second and jumped on Deidara's back. Being larger then the blonde he could eaily force him to the ground if he wasn't expecting it. He stabbed his spike through the blondes shoulder and started laughing again. He looked over at the two younger men still standing in the doorway. He had also succeded in getting Revelation's attention and showing him how powerful he was. Maybe his boy would even convert to Jashin now. It sure would be easier to train him if he coverted...

Revelation just nodded as Ryota spoke...not quite sure what to think. He would join just for the power he would be given but he wasn't a very relious person, and really...it more like a cult then a religon. He continued to watch as Hidan jumped on the shorter man, one eyebrow still raised...no one really seemed to like that power the link thing gave him.

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Deidara wasn't surprised that Hidan was attacking him again but he hadn't expected to be jumped on. He fell to the ground heavily. He felt the searing pain in his shoulder and he could feel as the blood seeped out of the wound and soaked the shoulder of his cloak. He hissed in pain but other than that, was silent. He squirmed underneath the heavier man, cursing the fact that he had landed on his arms. As he fought to extract his arms, he saw Ryota moving from the doorway.

Ryota rolled his eyes as Hidan attacked his dad again. He saw that Deidara was lying on his arms and was trying to get them out so he could fight back so the taller blonde walked to the pair. Grabbing Hidan's shoulders, he pulled him off of Deidara roughly. "Fucker" he muttered.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan just laughed as Ryota heaved him off the blonde, he was just happy that he had gotten both the blondes beaten, bloody and bruised in mere hours. He sat down on the ground leaning against the wall, unable to keep himself steady on his feet from the constant laughing, he wiped the tears of laughter from his eyes with the sleeve of his cloak. He let out a sigh and waite for some sort of retaliation from the blondes and definatly wasn't expecting what DID happen.

Revelation backed up, raising his lip in disgust as Hidan and Deidara busrt through the door way. When Ryota pulled Hidan off Deidara...Revelation just rolled his eyes, though it was hilarious entertainment, it got to close for his liking, he only ever fought when it was completely nessicary and here it would become a part of everyday life as well as work. He didn't think hed be able to stand it. When Hidan leaned against the wall Revelation took a step closer to him waited for him to stop laughing, then kicked him hard in the chest where he had shot him earlier, "That may be a neat trick...but please...stay the fuck away fromme in your mindless squabbles..." he hissed.

Hidan clutched his chest groaning, "fuuuuuuck....' he hissed falling onto his side, the wound had be reopened slightly so even more blood was spilling from the Jashinist then before, "damn boy...why do you not accept the fact that you're a dead fucking ringer for me..." he said with his eyes closed as he clutched at his chest in pain, somehow able to let a small laugh escape.

Revelation just snorted at Hidan's words and turned around sharply, not really wanting to leave the room and risk getting lost in this place.

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Deidara got up quickly, spinning to face Hidan angrily before turning to stalk down the hallway, glancing back every few steps to make sure that the older albino wasn't planning on attacking him again. He may seem paranoid, but it had to be expected.

Ryota watched his dad go before turning back to the two immortal albinos. He raised an eyebrow as Revelation stepped closed but when he kicked his dad in the chest the blonde burst out laughing, leaning against the wall as support as he slid to the floor laughing. In a few more moments, he was flat on the floor, face down, laughing his ass off as an after-effect of the pickles. He couldn't even hear the words exchanged between the two as he whacked hsi head on the hard floor three times while he laughed.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan just continued to groan in pain as Ryota started to laugh. He wanted to reach over and hit the blond, but when he pulled his arm away from his chest to hit Ryota, Revelation stepped on it, and hard. Hidan heard the bone crack as his sons foot stomped on it with all his power, obviously not holding back...but not to Hidan’s logic, he was holding back...a LOT, “Damn it all! Stop fucking doing that! You broke my fucking arm you little brat!” this just earned him a kick in the face though, “FUCK!” he yelled again as he pulled his arm back, painfully dragging it across the ground, cursing every inch he did manage to drag it.

Revelation snorted as Hidan started yelling at him for breaking his arm. The bastard deserved it. He kicked him across the face before looking at the laughing Ryota, “What are YOU laughing at, Blondie?” he said in a disgusted tone, as he found he would often use around either of these two. He took a step towards the blonde laughing on the floor and kicked his arm where the bullet wound was before stepping on the back of his head pinning it to the ground, “I’ll advise you to shut the fuck up, blondie...” he hissed.

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Ryota laughed even harder as he finally heard what the two were saying and he knew Hidan was getting beaten up. He opened his eyes to see the shorter albino dragging his arm along the floor, which sent him into another fit of laughter. Ryota didn't even attempt to answer when Revelation asked him what he was laughing at. He felt the searing pain in his arm when it was kicked and his other hand flew to his arm to clutch the bandaged wound. "Ow fuck" he choked out while still laughing. When his head was pinned to the floor this was it. He was laughing the hardest he ever had before, not able to stop. So shutting up wasn't really an option as tears flowed down the blonde's red face as he laughed, finding it hard to breathe.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

“What the fuck is your problem...?” Revelation hissed pushing his foot harder against the blondes head, pressing it hard into the ground, “You should shut the fuck up before I break YOUR arm as well...” He lifted his foot for a moment before bringing it down hard on the back of Ryota’s hair. His boots, still covered in dirt and shit from outside, left little bits of crap in Ryota’s hair which would have made Revelation smirk if he wasn’t so pissed off at the current situation. He looked over at Hidan now who had someone managed to pull himself to his feet. Revelation cocked an eyebrow as Hidan reached into his cloak.

Hidan shook his head and started to laugh as he heaved himself to his feet, “That’s it...I don’t have to take this shit from anyone. Especially not from my own fucking son...” he reached into his cloak. Quickly he pulled something out and aimed it at his son. He laughed more at Revelation’s now shocked expression, “Ya that’s right, isn’t this your weapon. Didja forget I took it from you, you little brat!?” Ryota’s laughing was getting on his nerves, Hidan was the only one that was allowed to laugh for no reason what so ever. He fired at the ground by Ryota’s face, before pointing it back at his sons throat.

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Ryota calmed his laughing mostly, and he took a few deep breaths. He was mostly fine other than a burst of giggles every few seconds, which was pretty much normal at this point. "I have alot wrong with me" he giggled some more before adding to that. "It's not possible for me to completely shut up, and I'm surprised you havn't found that out yet" he had to pause every few words to laugh, and he was finally slowing it a bit, but he knew that the hiccoughs came after that. "EY!! FUCK YOU!!" he yelled when his head was stomped on. He was still giggling slightly but Hidan's words made him burst into laughter again. Anything could set him off when he had been lauging like that, especially after an entire jar of pickles. His head hurt now, and his arms and legs, but he still managed to be laughing when the bullet hit the ground near his face his eyes popped open wide. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!" that had stopped his laughter completely but now he was swearing at the top of his lungs as he pushed himself up off of the floor. He got up and swayed slightly, still swearing. He tried to brush the crap out of his damp hair, but most of it stuck.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation looked at the bullet hole in the ground then at Ryota as the blonde stood up. The blonde was cursing in streams again... Revelation took this opportunity, while the blonde was obviously unsteady, to kick him over again. Fearing the worst from Hidan as well, when he kicked the blonde he ducked down and with a quick movement snatched the pistol from the other mans hand. He stood up straight again, and spun the gun skillfully on his finger with an evil grin on his face. He looked down at Ryota, “You should really watch your fucking language, Blondie...” he turned to face Hidan, “and you...you should know never to take another’s weapons when they are going to get the back in the long run.” He loaded the gun with a flick of his finger and aimed it at Hidan.

Revelation moved to quickly for Hidan to really notice anything. He saw him kick the blonde over then the gun Hidan had just been holding was in his sons hand, “Aw fuck...” he hissed. He glared slightly at his son. He sighed, “Before you fucking shoot me again...may I please ask where the fuck you got that necklace you were wearing?”he asked in an annoyed voice, obviously fed up of being shot.

Revelation just frowned, “It was a gift from when I was two...it was the only thing they found unburnt in the house...It’s all your fucking fault I have it... if it wasn’t for you mom would still fucking have it.” His hand started to shake in rage as he got closer to pulling the trigger. But he quickly changed his aim and shot at the wood around the door way. He turned his head after he shot and glared at the person standing in the door, “Go the FUCK away Tobi...

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Ryota continued to swear when Revelation kicked him over and didn't even notice that he had stolen his gun back. He looked up at the taller albino at his words and stuck his middle finger up, not pausing in his stream of curses. He stood up again and moved away from the two albinos, stopping his swearing to glare at them when he saw Tobi in the doorway and heard the gunshot.

Tobi was curious to see what all the noise was when Deidara walked past, on his way to his room, covered in blood. He walked to the doorway of the kitchen and looked at the three people in the room. He flinched as the bullet hit the door frame and he squeaked slightly. "Tobi just doesn't want anyone to get hurt" he said while looking between the three.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Hidan had been looking at Revelation with a frown on his face as he thought over what his son had said. It had been Azami's...? And Revelation thought Azami's death was Hidan's fault...Maybe it was true...If Hidan HAD been there...they would have taken him away or tried to kill him but would have left Azami and his kids alone. He didn't flinch...he barely moved as Revelation shot at Tobi who was now standing in the doorway. But he did look up slightlyas Tobi talked. When he heard Tobi's words though he burst out laughing, unable to control himself, "TO FUCKING LATE IDIOT! OI! DIDN'T DEIDARA JUST WALK THAT WAY! I BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!" he threw his head back and laughed, "Little blondie has a few more brusies to add to his collection and I've got a fucking broken arm to add on to the bullet hole in my chest and other wounds that HAPPEN to show up whenever i use the link! the only one NOT hurt here is this kid." He said motioning with his head to Revelation, standing there, gun aimed at Hidan again, unscathed. He glanced at his son again. "and i'm guessing i'm getting ANOTHER wound to add to this collection of my own."

Revelation's hand shook in rage as he slowly brought his aim back to Hidan. Loading it again he waited for Hidan to shut up...but when the older man started talking Revelation started to lower his weapon..."What the hell is your problem...you piss me off to no end...I just fucking wish i could kill you..." he raised his weapon and fired it at Hidan's shoulder, the bullet lodging itself under the skin as Hidan let out a small scream of pain. Revelation turned pushed Tobi aside and walked out of the way before walking down the hall to the door he knew led to the room he shared with Ryota. He ripped open the door walked in and sat on the bed. He let his head rest against the wall behind him and the grip on his gun slackened as he closed his eyes to think.

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