Re: Unexpected to Say the Least

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation got the feeling in his stomach again as they took off, and though he had nothing to puke up, the acidic liquid in his stomach still made it's way painfully up his throat and he spat it out over the side of the bird, 'I HATE flying and i don't know how many times i'm going to say that." He took the ribbion back out of his hair and held onto it as they continued to fly, they were going faster this time and he could feel his stomach chruning and he groaned slightly as he shoved his head into his knees likes last time.

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Ryota rolled his eyes at the albino's words but he continued to look atright ahead. The day passed pretty quickly for him, and random bursts of hyperness kept him awake and not as tired as he had been the previous day, despite the speed they were flying at. He hummed random songs for almost the entire thing, it getting more obnoxious when he was hyper, and less when he wasn't.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation constantly drifted off to sleep for fifteen minutes at a time ocassionally. But he stayed awake and thought for most of the day. He fiddeled with the ribbion in his hand and couldn't help but be glad that Ryota had never asked him why the fuck he was so obsessed with it. It would just absolutly force him to replay that terrible time over again in his mind. He let out a sigh as he looked around again, he had completely tuned out Ryota, he was surprised at how little dificulty he had with it now and he was sure as time went on it would just be something he did automatically when ever Ryota started to talk.

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Ryota looked at the ground, another hyper fit coming on. He had a strong urge to jump off of the bird. He stared at the ground intensely, getting up and preparing to jump. It seemed that all of the little common sense he had had abandoned him. He put on foot out and was about to jump when he realized just how far the ground was. He sighed and sat down, beggining to count the seconds going by. He eventually lost count as the sky got darker and darker again, but this time he wasn't tired. He was wide awake as he flew.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation just cocked an eyebrow as it looked like Ryota was about to jump, it would have been pretty funny...if the blonde wasn't the one flying the damn bird. He just wanted this to be done and over with as soon as possibe, and he was glad when the moron sat back down on concentrated on his flying as the sun started to go down on the horizon.

[RippedNose]

The next few days were pretty much the same. Fly, do something stupid whiel still flying, get tired, eat and sleep, fly. A never ending circle that seemed to never end. They would be home in about a day, and the blonde couldn't wait for that. Ryota sighed and stretched on the bird. He was getting cramped up from sitting there for so long, but it didn't make him like flying any less. He still couldn't understand how Revelation got airsick, but he didn't really care.

Deidara sighed. He had been in bad shape the last week or so. His lower back ached, he got tired really easily, he had random mood swings, and he had a pounding headache. It was only when he woke up in the morning and started puking his guts up did he connect them all. His face paled drastically as he counted the days. It had been roughtly two weeks since his 'fun' with Hidan. . . two weeks that Ryota and Revelation were gone. . . two weeks before the morning sickness started. His face paled even more. But what the hell. How could he get that theory. He was a GUY for god's sake! He couldn't be PREGNANT!!!! For some reason as he poked his stomach he didn't beleive that he wasn't. He knew he was pregnant. . . but that just wasn't normal. He didn't bother to check the clock that said it was three in the morning when he ran to Hidan and Kakuzu's shared room and started pounding on the door. Tears poured down his pale face as he leaned all his weight on the door and pounded it with his fists.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Everytime they went up into the sky or started coming back down the entire time he got realy sick and puked again. He wanted to die...even though he couldn't. He would groan and complain but he was pretty sure Ryota didn't give a fuck, but he was pretty sure they were getting really close to getting back to the base. Though he didn't really knwo if that was a good thing it was better then flying, getting sick and being so close to that annoying bastard, who was probably going to make fun of him as much as possible for constantly getting sick, "Are we almost there now?" he asked looking around he was pretty sure it was the fifth day they had been heading back.

Kakuzu heard the pounding on the door, he was counting money...he had another pile to go through right now, and it was 3 in the morning he hadn't really expected anyone to bug him. He blamed Hidan...it was always that bastards fault. He looked over at his partner who was still fast asleep sprawled out all over his bed. Kakuzu sighed and stood up, walking over to the door and wrenching it open quickly, "What do you want?" he said in an annoyed pissed off tone.

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Ryota looked at the albino over his shoulder at the quiestion. "Yeah we should be home tomorrow" he replied. Some people didn't really understand why he called the Akatsuki base 'home', but technically it was his home. It was home to all those who resided in it. He couldn't help but sigh happily. He hadn't spent much time at the base before he was sent out again. Sometimes he really hated dragging his lazy ass out of the base to go on missions. . . especially if he had only been back for a few days.

Deidara fell into the room when Kakuzu opened the door and he looked up at the old man, tears still running down his face. "I need to talk to Hidan" he said anxiously. He was confused, scared, and angry. He still didn't know what time it was, so he expected the albino to be awake.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation sighed, he didn't want to have to think of having to stay up here for another day...but at least it was better then another week. He looked around...home...he thought about that word for a moment. He would never see the Akatsuki base as his 'home' for multiple reasons including the fact that his father and Ryota...and Ryota's father lived there and none of them really seemed to like him.

Kakuzu cocked an eyebrow as he saw Deidara fall onto the floor sobbing. "Hidan is still asleep..." Kakuzu said in a rough voice. He had no idea what the hell was wrong with the blonde at the moment or why the hell he would want to see Hidan about anything that possibly made him upset. It was all very confusing but Kakuzu decided not to ask about it.

[RippedNose]

Ryota grew bored again, and stood up. He put his hands on the bird's back and made sure he directed his chakra there so he wouldn't fall. He flung his legs in the air and supported his weight on his hands. He looked at Revelation, who was now upside down from the blonde's prespective. He stood on his hands silently, ignoring the fact that his ponytail appeared to be straight up because of gravity, and he stared at Revelation.

Deidara looked up to Kakuzu, a frown on his face. "Why is he still sleeping, un?" he asked, trying to dry his tears. He was lying on his stomach, half in the door, but he took no notice of this as he looked around their room trying to figure out why Hidan was still asleep.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation just cocked an eyebrow all he could think or say was, "What the fuck?" He shook his head,"You are such a moron..." he said shaking his head at the idiot. He was sooo tempted to push the blonde over but he didn't not now...at least he had stopped humming.

Kakuzu was confused why wouldn't Hidan still be asleep...why wasn't Deidara still asleep, "He's asleep becaue it is 3 in the morning. .." he said in a voice as if it were one of the most obvious things in the world. "Why aren't you asleep..." it was better then asking why he was bawling his eyes out.

[RippedNose]

"Ryota smirked and nodded. "I know I am" he said simply. He would have shrugged, but being on his hands like that made it highly difficult. He picked up the humming again, but it slowed as the blood rushed to his head and he was forced to let his legs come down and he sat again. He shook his head a few times, dizzy now.

Deidara looked around. "It's 3 in the morning?" he asked confusedly. He looked back up to Kakuzu and sighed. "I'm up 'cause I need to talk to Hidan!!!".

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation just rolled his eyes and looked around...this damn mission was ALMOST done...hopefully things at he base wouldn't be able to kill his mood even more when he got back...but for some reason he had a bad feeling...something bad was going to happen but he didn't know what it could posibly be. He sighed again not being able to think of anything to say to the idiot who looked dizzy now, which is what he got for being such a moron , to bad he hadn't fallen to his death from doing something stupid like that.

Kakuzu rolled his eyes he really hated the fact that everyone in this damn orginization was so stupid. "Fine you can wake him up I don't care...but don't expect me to leave the room, I'm busy and I'm not letting either of you little bastards order me around...especially not after what happened after the last time i let that moron force me out of the room." He glared from Hidan's sleeping form to Deidara again before walking back to his desk and sitting down again to count his money.

[RippedNose]

Ryota had not the slightest clue that something would be wrong when he got back. Some people could sense these things, but he couldn't be more clueless. He looked over at Revelation for a moment before cocking his head to the side. "Hey Revelation. . .?" he said, trying to think of something to say. He had nothing really as he scrambled. He was just bored out of his mind.

Deidara jumped up and dried the last of his tears before running over to Hidan and poking him. He knew the Jashinist really wouldn't be too happy at being woken up at 3 in the morning, but it was important! He tried to ignore the rest of what Kakuzu had said. Obviously the old man had found out what they were doing when Hidan kicked him out.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation sighed then looked up at the blond as he was spoken to, he cocked an eyebrow as he looke at Ryota, "What...?" he said slightly confused as to why Ryota was even bothering to talk to him. He didn't really care about whatever the idiot could possible talk about but, talking might keep his mind off the terrible feeling that was still in his gut from flying, like he was going to puke at any time.

Hidan grumbled slightly as he was poked. But didn't get up. But he was still poked so he managed to smack at the person poking him as he sat up and rubbed his eyes. Finally able to see he saw the blonde...and the tear stains all over his face. "What the FUCK do you want...it's so fucking early...if you don't have a good fucking reason you're my next sacrifice..." he said in a mumbled voice, hopefully clear enough for Deidara to understand. He didn't care that all he was wearing was a pair of boxers and his necklace...it was what he slept it, and he didn't plan on putting anything else on until at least 8 in the morning if not later.

[RippedNose]

Ryota hesitated with his answer, as he didn't really have one. "Uhhhh. . . . I dunno. . . I'M BORED!!!" he knew he was probably going to get either insulted, yelled at, or both, but he didn't care at the moment. It would keep him amused for a bit. And anything was better than being bored out of his mind.

Deidara was grateful when Hidan finally woke but he rolled his eyes at the mumbled words. "I need to talk to you! NOW!" He said insistently, grabbing the albino's arm and tugging on it. He had no idea what the older man's reaction to his conclusion would be, but he didn't really care at the moment.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation rolled his eyes angrily, "You're bored, eh?" He said. "Then lets play a game..." he paused for a while, "It's called..."he paused again, "Fetch." and with that he took out his gun and shot letting the bullet whiz right past Ryota's ear and Revelation couldn't help but smirk slightly, the bastard was bored...maybe he'd put him out of his boredom for good...But then he looked where he was and decided killing RYota up here probably wouldn't be the best idea. But none the less he still had his gun out and directed at Ryota.

Hidan was still half asleep...the last thing he wanted to do was get up...but he had never heard Deidara or any of the Akatsuki sound like that. A mixture of fear, confusion, anger, sadness, and his breath smelt like puke..."What the fucking hell, Deidara...?"he managed to mumble. As he was forced up and the blonde dragged to Jashin knew where...Hidan was still to alseep to really concentrate on moving at all.

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Ryota's eyes lit up as he suggested playing a game. He was about to say something about playing 'fetch' on a bird when the bullet flew past his ear and he winced away from it. He crossed his arms and glared at the albino. "That's not funny" he grumbled. "I can always flip this bird upside down and I won't fall. Good luck staying on" There was an evil glint in his eyes now, and he was so tempted to actually do it, or at least make the last day of the journey as miderable as he could for the younder albino.

Deidara looked around frantically for a place that he could talk to Hidan since Kakuzu wouldn't leave. He settled fot the bathroom and dragged Hidan in quickly, flicking the light on. "I need to talk to you, un" he stated the obvious. It didn't look like Hidan was fully awake but he was sure that his news would wake him. Not knowing how to phrase it at all, he hesitated, biting his lip.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation smirked, "It is pretty funny...and if you flip the damn bird over i'll just shoot you in the face." He still had the gun pointed at Ryota face and his finger was on the trigger a he laughed slightly in an insase sort of manner. He didn't really know anything what so ever about chakra...aand was kinda wondering how the blonde would be able to stay on if Revelation couldn't. But he didn't ask he needed to make sure the blonde knew he was smarter then him...even if the idiot knew one thing that the albino didn't.

Hidan let Deidara pretty much drag him into the bathroom and he groaned slightly as the blonde turned on the light and he covered his eyes for a moment before looking at the blonde, "You've already fucking said that... If you don't spit it out now I'm going to fucking kill you for waking me up at three in the morning..." and with that he went over and sat down on the toilet and leaning against the back still to sleepy to be standing up.

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Ryota rolled his eyes and sighed, crossing his arms. "Yeah 'cause that would solve SO much!" he said sarcastically. He didn't see why shooting him was Revelation's solution to almost every problem. It really wouldn't do much. He continued to glare at the albino before shifting around to face foreward again, still bored, but deciding not to nother his partner with it anymore, lest he get killed.

Deidara sighed. He hadn't really noticed that he had repeated himself. He hesitated for a moment more before taking a deep breath and speaking. "I think I'm pregnant, un" he spoke too fast for a half asleep person to head unless they were paying attention, but he was too nervous to speak normally. His face turned bright red and he stared at the floor, not really realizing that he had spoken that quickly.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation rolled his eyes at his partners response and he put his weapon away and went back to the posistion he had been in before, clutching his ribbion again with a sigh and the silent journey home continued. He had to admit he liked the scilence a lot more then Ryota trying to ave a conversation with him, which of course had to end with them getting mad at one another...he didn't know why the blonde didn't figure that BEFORE he spoke...if he thought before he spoke at all which Revelation highly doubted.

Hidan sat there in scilence for a while as he tried to let what Deidara said sink into his mind...maybe he was sleeping...or the fact that he was still half asleep made what he heard all jumbled up and he hadn't heard it right. Had the blonde moron said...pregnant? "Uhh..." he scratched his head then looked up at Deidara who was blushing furiously and staring at the floor and Hidan realized he HAD heard him right, he was awake a bit more now as he threw his head back and burst out laughing, "Why the fucking HELL would you come up with something so stupid!!??" He continued to laugh as he clutched his stomach trying not to fall down.

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Ryota continued to fly the giant bird in silence, looking at the ground after awhile, trying to pick out individual things, but he couldn't because of the distance. He opened one of the bags of clay and looked inside. There was still quite a bit left so he stuck his hand in the bag. He hadn't really made any art on the mission other than the two clay birds. It had been way too llong. . he tried to think of the last time he had gone that long without his arm but he couldn't really think of it, so he began to sculpt.

Deidara waited for Hidan to actually comprehend what he had said. His gaze flicked up and he glared at the albino at his laugher. "I know it sounds stupid, un! But the signs are all fucking THERE!! Backache, headache, tired. . ." he ticked the off on his fingers "mood swings, and now fucking morning sickness. Which happens week two I beleive. It's been two weeks since. . . well yeah, un" he sighed and let his hands drop. He had no idea what to think.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation was deep in thought and wasn't paying Ryota any attention, he didn't really want to and he found it less then necessary so he kept quiet and hope Ryota would as well...the last thing he really wanted to do right now, other then get back to the base and face his father, was even attempt a conversation with Ryota. He was sure that it might have been possible to have a conversation with the blond but not one where one of them wouldn't get pissed off and try to kill the other.

Hidan was still laughing though it had quieted slightly as Deidara started talking again. But it started right back up again once the blonde finished. "You're just being fucking paranoid! I mean i thought you were a fucking GUY!! At least you always claim to be and you sure seemed to be two fucking weeks ago." He quieted his laughing even more till he had pretty much stopped as he looked at the blonde, they were being pretty loud...he sure hoped Kakuzu wasn't eavesdropping on the blondes insanity. No matter how stupid and moronic the idiot was being...but deep down he had an uneasy feeling in his stomach that he would rather not show.

[RippedNose]

Ryota made a few explosives and looked at them for a moment. There were three different kinds of birds sitting in his palm. A bluejay, a tiny owl, and a chickadee. He threw them all into the air and waited until they had flown far enough away that they wouldn't be caught in the blast and exploded them. "ART'S A BANG!" he yelled, throwing his arms in the air. He laugh at this and set to work on more birds.

Deidara growled quietly at Hidan's words and his fists clenched. "I AM a fucking guy, un. I always have been and I always will be. And I know how fucking insane that sounds, un. But I just know it's true" he had been feeling the strangeness in his abdomen as soon as he connected the symptoms, and he figured it had been there before but he hdn't noticed it until it was brought to his attention.

[Kaitou_Dark_Sama]

Revelation groaned slightly as Ryota made those damn explosives flew them out then made them explode...he started to really wonder what the fuck was mentally wrong with this moron to make him think something like that was amazing and beautiful or whatever he thought they were. All Revelation could come up with...was that there was a LOT of stuff wrong mentally with Ryota...Revelation sighed.

Hidan stared at Deidara for a while as he thought. It took him a while before he finally spoke again, "Okay...so lets say you ARE right and that you are pregnant..." he was surprised by how weird that word sounded right now, "You're saying that...I'm the 'dad'?" he asked with a cocked eyebrow not really wanting an answer... He had been happy when he had heard about Revelation and Teioh...but he couldn't help but be sorta scared this time.

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