Re: Unexpected to Say the Least

by RippedNose Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:10 am

Ryota smirked slightly at the sound of the albino's groan but he continued to make his art. He did have alot mentally wrong with him, but it didn't affect his view of art at all. His opinion with alot of things was messed up, and he knew that, but he didn't consider his art one of those things. He blew up a few more before glancing at the ground, just then thinking of the fact that it wasn't exactly normal to see a bunch of explosions in the sky, and the glow of it all illuminating a huge bird with two people on it. He stopped because of that, sighing as he sped up the bird a bit.

Deidara waited silently as Hidan thought, his gaze shifting nervously around the small room. His visible eye flicked back to Hidan when the albino spoke again. He sighed and nodded. "Technically" he REALLY wasn't happy with this. . . he thought of Ryota and Revelation and almost let out a groan, but he held it in. He wouldn't be surprised if the moment the two found out he would be dead. He really wouldn't be surprised if Hidan killed him right then and there either.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:41 pm

Revelation was just glad that Ryota finally stopped making those damn things explode. And he let out a relieved sigh. He didn't care the reason WHY he stopped he was just glad the moron finally did and the journey went back to being a very quiet one.

Hidan sighed, "Well fuck..." He shook his head, "If you are right about this...I'm going to fucking murder you..." he really hoped Deidara was wrong...really REALLY hoped...He didn't need Revelation to hate him even more then the other albino already did...and heck if Deidara was having a kid, it would probably end up hating his guts as well...which was definitly not something he would be looking forward to. So now all he could do was pray to Jashin that Deidara was just having some sort of crisis and going insane and thought that he was pregnant....

by RippedNose Tue Apr 28, 2009 2:56 pm

Ryota was fine with the silence for a bit. Just a bit. After a few minutes he grew tired of hearing nothing but the wind in his ears and he decided to make it a bit louder up there. "ART'S A FUCKING BANG!!!! FUCK YEAH!!! I LIKE KILLING PEOPLE!!!! REVELATION'S A FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!! I'M A FUCKING IDIOT!!!! I GET HIGH OFF OF PICKLES!!!!! I'LL BE IN A SHITLOAD OF TROUBLE IF I SCREW UP THIS MISSION FROM SCREAMING!!!" he screamed random statements that he found true, not really caring about the shitload of trouble he would get in.

Deidara sighed as well. "Good, un. . . I wanna die" He would have no problem with dying at the moment. . . especially when the entire Akatsuki found out. . . that would be the most humiliating thing ever. Just thinking about what he was going to go through he started crying again. He sat on the bathroom floor and buried his face in his knees as he sobbed. "I-it's all your f-fucking fault, un" he choked out.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Wed Apr 29, 2009 3:54 pm

Revelation knew the scilence couldn't last long,especially with someone like Ryota. he sighed as the blonde started his outburst. And he glared at Ryota getting really pissed at the fourth statement the idiot found necessary to say, and his eyebrow twitched from anger. He took out his gun, reaching forward he smacked Ryota over the back of the head with it when the moron finished his outburst, "Shut the FUCK up...or you really will be in trouble..." he said angrily glaring at Ryota with peircing pink eyes.

Hidan frowned at what the blonde first said and he cocked an eyebrow as Deidara burst into tears and sank to the floor crying in a heap on the floor. "It's MY fault?!" he said, not hiding the anger that surged through him at the moment. He had no fucking idea how the hell something like this could even happen. He stood up, very awake now and his fists shook with anger as he punched a nearby wall, cracking could be heard but he didn't know if it was the wall, his hand or both and really...he didn't give a flying fuck at the moment he was just very angry and confused.

by RippedNose Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:01 pm

"Owww" he whined, rubbing the back of his head to glare at Revelation. Sticking out his tounge childishly he turned his head back around before muttering. "You know it's true" just loud enough that the albino could hear him. He was surprised that he didn't get shot because of what he had yelled, but that gun was pretty damn hard anyways.

Deidara growled slightly as he cried. "Yes it's your fault, un!" he glared up at Hidan with red eyes as the Jashinist punched the wall. He was probably more confused than the albino, this being done to his body. Sudden rage surging through his body he got to his feet. "IT'S YOUR FUCKING FAULT, UN!!! YOU FUCKED ME AND NOW I'M FUCKING PREGNANT NO MATTER HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS IT SOUNDS, UN!!!" he screamed, his hands balled into fists. It was only after he had stopped that he realized that he had yelled that all at the top of his lungs. His eyes widened and he glanced at the door. "Shit" he muttered, before glaring at Hidan again.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:08 pm

"What the fact that you are a fucking idiot?" Revelation asked with a smirk, "Or that you get high off pickles." He laughed slightly. He twirled his gun skillfully on one finger before he shoved it back into the holliseter he had taken it from. He smirked as he glared at the back of Ryota's head as he waited for a reply from his smart ass response.

A confused look crossed Hidan's face as Deidara stood up and he didn't take his eyes off the blonde and barely winced at the rage in his tone. He glanced at the door a couple times, knowing that Kakuzu was in the other room and probably heard the whole little scene. He sighed, "Okay...so maybe it is mu fucking fault...but..." he sat down again and clutched his head, "Fuck my head hurts..." he muttered to himself, wondering about how the hell this could have possibly happened and if Kakuzu would tell anyone what he heard...unless the whole base heard that scream.

by RippedNose Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:17 pm

Ryota turned to glare at the albino once more. "All of it" he said with a slight smirk. "I don't lie". With that he turned to face the front again, unknowingly making the bird's smoothe pace jerk a little as he wasn't necessarily paying attention to it.

Deidara cooled down a little when Hidan admitted that it was his fault. He snorted at the albino's complaint about his head. "Your head hurts? YOUR head hurts!? Try having a headache every day for the last two weeks, and it's gonna continue for more than half a year, un! This fucking sucks" he sighed and leaned against the wall. He really pitied himself at the moment. "Now you're gonna have to help me try to get a fucking abortion, un" he glared at the albino as he said this.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:26 pm

Revelation rolled his eyes and when the bird jerked, he realized he was still sick, "Fuck..." he said quietly before he leaned over the side and puked again. He groaned as he wiped his mouth. He really needed to clean up, all this acidic crap in his mouth realy couldn't be to great for his teeth. He leaned forward so that his forhead rested on the bird. "I still hate flying...and for some reason...i don't believe you..." he added with the slightest of unseen smirks.

Hidan just kinda looked at Deidara for a while. He had no idea what the blonde was going to go through...but he knew full well what he would have to go through and he was not looking forward to it...it would probably be up to him to attempt to keep it from the rest of the Akatsuki for the first little while...and he'd have to deal with every little thing like he did when Azami was going to have his twins. A small pang of sadness passed through him as he thought of that. He remebered holding her hair backs as she puked her guts into the toilet every morning...and he realized Deidara would have even more trouble with that one. He thought over what Deidara said about an abortion, and he looked at him, "So what you want me to slice you open and take out whatever the fuck is in there?" he asked.

by RippedNose Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:40 pm

Ryota couldn't help the small smirk at the sound of Revelation puking again. It was pretty good payback, making him puke so much like that. He rolled his eyes when the albino said that he didn't beleive him, but he couldn't help the small chuckle he let out. He was tempted to make the bird veer in a tight circle really fast, just to make his sick partner fall off, but he knew he would probably get killed later.

Deidara's eyes widened at the albino's question and he wrapped his arms around his stomach. "Uhh. . . maybe as a last resort, un" he said with a frown. "I WOULD go fall down some stairs but the base kinda lacks those. . . I may as well jump off my bird. . . but if that doesn't work you need to help me try some other things, un" he had no idea what he could do other than that for an abortion, but he firgured they could think of something.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:54 pm

Revelation lifted his head again with a sigh. And pulled his legs to his chest again and shoved his face into his knees. He had forgotten that he was holding onto something but was glad to see that it was still in his hand. He let out another sigh as things got quiet again, he didn't want to talk right now anyway so...he didn't,it was as simple as that.

Hidan cocked an eyebrow at how much Deidara didn't want the first option and he couldn't help but let out a short laugh at what the blonde had come up with. Hidan stood up again and stretched, "Well...that's a good idea and all but could it wait till the fucking sun is up..." he said, a smile crossing his face for a mere second at the thought of Deidara just jumping off the bird like that. He yawned, he had barely noticed that he was still tired even though it hadn't seemed like it. But really...he was the kind of person that slept in till after noon if he could...it wasn't natural for him to wake up at this time.

by RippedNose Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:07 pm

Ryota wasn't that surprised that he was silent once more, not really wanting to talk to his partner. He obviously would talk to the albino if he got that bored, which happened pretty quickly, but at the moment he was silent. His mind wandered and he vaugely wondered weather Hidan and Deidara had been fucking each other again while he and Revelation were gone. He shuddered at the thought, and the image that had popped into his mind at the topic of his thoughts. He diverted his attention elsewhere as he flew, really wanting to be home, but at the same time (mostly because of his thoughts) not wanting to at all.

Deidara nodded and yawned as well. He was dead tired, but he figured he would be too stressed and nervous to sleep, let alone confused. He knew that all the methods of abortion that the pair could think of would hurt, but he would do anything to get that damned thing out of his stomach. He turned to the door and turned the handle before turning back to Hidan. "See you when the sun comes up, un" he said wearily. He opened the door and walked out of the room quickly, ignoring Kakuzu, and back into his own. Plopping down on the bed he sighed. This was going to be torture.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:18 pm

Revelation kept his thoughts on the past few days, about the mission, looking over his own actions during this mission and trying to figure out whether he had done something that would have him tracked down...he saw no flaw in his actions...the body had been perfectly hidden though it had probably been found a couple days ago, but he doubted they would be able to find him now. He sighed as he found he couldn't think about it anymore.

Hidan nodded, "Ya see ya..." He said,"fucking paranoid moron..." he added to himself so the blonde couldn't hear him. He stepped out of the bathroom and got into his bed. He glared at Kakuzu when the older man sent him a questioning look, "Mind your own fucking buisness you old fucker..." He said as he turned so he didn't have to look at him as he wrapped himself up tightly in his blankets and drifted back off to sleepwhere he had terrible dreams about the furture if the bastard was right...

by RippedNose Wed Apr 29, 2009 6:25 pm

Ryota was silent for the rest of the trip, until they were only about half an hour away. "Almost home" he said happily. He losed flying, but he really needed to be able to run around and burn off some energy. He looked down at the familiar surroundings with a smile. He would be glad to have someone to piss off other than Revelation. he was thinking of finding Tobi and hurting him a bunch during the first hour he was back. That sounded like a good plan to him. Hurting the damn hyper idiot just made his day, for reasons unknown.

Deidara had eventually fallen asleep, and he woke up to have to run to the bathroom and puke again. He sghed and wiped his mouth, grabbing a bag of clay and walking out the door. He figured that Hidan was still sleeping or in his room or something, he knocked on the door. He knew Ryota would be home later that day, and he knew his son and Revelation would both suspect something if they saw him jumping off his bird. So would everyone else really, but he didn't see them as as much of a problem.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:36 am

Revelation was glad that Ryota didn't break the scilence or at least only to tell them that they were almost home, which he didn't know whether he should be happy or upset about. He did NOT want to have to see his father again but at least he would have a bed and wouldn't have to worry about being up on one of these damn birds for a long while to come afterwards. He let out a relieved sigh and knew once he got back he was going to go to bed for a long while.

Hidan jerked himself awake as he heard knocking on the door. He mumbled groggily to himself as he pulled himself into a sitting posistion on his bed. He looked at the door then at the clock...at least it wasn't three in the morning now. He sighed as he got up and pulled on some pants and his cloak before he went and opened the door to see Deidara and he couldn't help but let out a sigh. "So...you're ready?" he asked, he normally would have been incredibly happy to see the blonde attempt suicide by jumping off his bird but...the reason he was doing this just kinda made Hidan a little sick.

by RippedNose Thu Apr 30, 2009 9:01 am

Ryota could feel the hyperness creeping up on him. He normally did get pretty hyper when he was almost home. He hummed obnoxiously and loudly, and he drummed his fingers on the clay in front of him. The minute he was off of the bird he was going to send it high into the sky and detonate it.

Deidara nodded nervously at Hidan's question and held up the bag of clay. "This is gonna hurt, un" he said with a sigh. He turned to walk down the hallway, already making the bird that would hopefully get rid of the child growing inside of him.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sat May 02, 2009 5:35 am

Revelation was just glad to almost be back at the base, and just as glad to be almost off this damn bird, he had a feeling he would never want to get off the ground again once he was on it again, but he still had a terrible feeling about something when they got back, though he couldn't quite place it, but just thinking about it sure made it a heck of a lot easier to ignore Ryota's annoying humming.

Hidan couldn't help but smirk and Deidara said, "Sure as fuckin hell! it's definetly going to hurt!" He stated wanting to laugh but didn't, just becuase he didn't want to bring any attention to the two of them leaving. They walked down the hall and out of the base, though Hidan let Deidara lead, he was just watching, though he didn't know why, maybe the blonde just needed someone to bring him back home when he was all bruised and broken later.

by RippedNose Sat May 02, 2009 5:48 am

Ryota started humming louder and louder with his excitement, not even realizing it. He could mostly avoid Revelation now that they wouldn't be stuck together on the bird, and there might be more to eat. . . MIGHT be. He kept looking down at the familiar ground, knowing EXACTLY where they were. He figured it would be about 20 minutes now until they were back, but with the growing speed of the bird, maybe 15.

Deidara looked at the sky once they were outside. He couldn't see any traces of his son, but he had no idea how close the two youngest members were. He tossed the clay bird onto the ground and made a handsign, causing the bird to grow. It spread it's wings as the blonde jumped onto it, and it rose a good 50 feet. He looked down at Hidan and sighed. He figured the best way to do it would be to pretty much belly flop off of the bird and hope that it would kill the albino's child. He hesitated though, knowing it would hurt ALOT.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sat May 02, 2009 5:56 am

Revelation sighed when finally the thinking started to make his brain throb, it was very sad how many bad things could happen when they got back, so many that the thought of it was overwhelming. When he stopped thinking though the humming got louder, he didn't know whether it had gotten louder because he stopped thinking or because Ryota had actually gotten louder, "Hey Ryota! How much longer until we're back!?" he asked loudly hoping to be heard over the blondes humming and the rushing air around them.

Hidan just watched as Deidara made the stupid clay bird get bigger and he got on it and flew it up. He wanted to keep the smile off his face but he couldn't soon he had a huge grin plastered on his face as the blonde started to hesitated, "HURRY UP!" he wanted to yell more but couldn't really think of anything else that wouldn't also make him upset at the moment. "JUMP! JUMP!" Hidan said loudly instead of anything else he had in mind. He didn't know if any the Akatsuki could even be out right now anyway so it was best to play it safe. He stared at Deidara and waited for him to jump wishing he had a bag of popcorn with him.

by RippedNose Sat May 02, 2009 6:08 am

Ryota barely heard Revelation's question but he stopped humming and looked at the ground. "About 15-20 minutes" he replied before starting to hum again. He really couldn't help it. It was either hum or scream, and he was sure Revelation would prefer his humming. His fingers tapped and he fidgeted in his seat. He really couldn't keep still. He subconciously made the bird go even faster, not really noticing at all.

Deidara glared at the albino at his yell, but he jumped anyways. He screwed his eyes shut and braced himself for the impact. When he hit the ground, right mack on his stomach, he could help but scream. He wasn't even sure if he could move, but he wasn't planning on testing that. "Fuck, un" he groaned.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sat May 02, 2009 6:28 am

Revelation sighed at the answer glad they were almost there he went back to thinking to block out Ryota's humming again and he was glad that he didn't even notice the bird was going faster until after it was going faster and his stomach was used to it. He did NOT want to have to puke again, he was sick and tired of it and it really hurt. He fiddled with the ribbion in his hand, he had pretty much forgotten he had it, and he still wasn't completely aware of it, but that didn't matter he just couldn't wait to finally be down on the ground where he was at the advantage in most things again.

Hidan couldn't help it when the blonde hit the ground and screamed he burst into a fit of laughter so strong that he had to clutch his stomach and kneel down. When he finally settled down slightly he went and knelt down beside Deidara "Do you need help that looks and sounded like it fucking hurt!" Hidan said not even trying to get rid of the smile on his face.

by RippedNose Sat May 02, 2009 6:36 am

Ryota stopped his humming and grinned widely as the bird closed the distance between them and the base rapidly. He knew that if he kept speeding up like this they would be back in even less time, but he kept it reletively the same pace. He jumped to his feet but lost his balance and fell backwards with a yell, landing partially on Revelation.

He growled slightly at Hidan's laughed but he winced. It REALLY hurt. "Ugh. . . I don't think I can move, un" he tried to move his leg but as soon as it had moved even a fraction of an inch it hurt like hell, so he stopped. It hurt him to breathe, and it hurt to move, and it hurt to talk, but it was worth it if he had successfully killed his. . . child.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sat May 02, 2009 6:55 am

Revelation grabbed his stomach as they sped up and he let out a groan. Then the moron got up and, oh my god what a surprise, he fell over. Onto Revelation who's lip rose in disgust as he looked and pushed Ryota off of him. "Watch it you moron..." he said angrily.

Hidan continued to smile and he was tempted to just smack the blonde and see what happens. "Do you wanna go back to the base or should i just leave you here?" Hidan asked with a small laugh. His eyes were gleaming with laughter as he looked at the broken looking Deidara lying painfully on the ground.

by RippedNose Sat May 02, 2009 7:01 am

Ryota almost fell off when Revelation pushed him off but he regained his balance before getting to his feet more carefully this time, making sure that his feet were attatched to the bird with chakra. He then turned his head and stuck his tounge out at the albino, before looking back to the front.

Deidara moved his arms closer together and made a handsign again. "Katsu, un" he muttered, and the bird exploded. "I'd rather not be left here, un" he glared at Hidan once again. He knew it would probably hurt alot more to have the albino take him back inside instead of just lying there, but he was sure he had broken a few bones on his impact with the ground.

by Kaitou_Dark_Sama Sat May 02, 2009 7:09 am

Revelation rolled his eyes at the moron kinda upset that he hadn't fallen off. But he was just glad that the blonde was off of him. "Don't you think it is kinda STUPID to be standing up on the bird when it's going this fast, you're going to fall off and i'm not going to save you..." Revelation said rolling his eyes as he glared at Ryota who stuck his tongue out at Revelation.

Hidan smirked, looked up at the explosion before looking back down at the broken Deidara. Then he stuck his arms under him and lift him up knowing it was probably painful but not really caring much at all, in fact probably being a little more rough then he would have,just to make the blonde hurt. Hidan stood up and started walking back in the direction of the base, "so...do you think it worked?" he asked.

by RippedNose Sat May 02, 2009 10:32 am

Ryota laughed and shook his head. "I'm not gonna fall" he said, shaking his head again. He wasn't really 'prepared' when he had jumped up. That was the only reason he had fallen. And he wouldn't expect Revelation to save him even if he did fall.

Deidara groaned in pain as Hidan stuck his arms under him and he was lifted. "Owowowowowowowwwwwww fuuuuuuuckkkkk, uuuuuunnnnnn" he screwed his eyes shut and tried to block out the pain, but it REALLY didn't work. "It better have worked, un". The blonde would probably kill himself if it didn't work, forcing him to find more painful ways of trying to get rid of this thing.

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