Re: Fan Rp - MAlec - THE DEATH OF CLARY! (c) Cassandra Clare

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Magnus looked up as Isabelle burst in again, which still failed to startle him. He sighed and got to his feet, not sure weather he would be losing his lunch or not. He didn't exactly want to see it again, but he couldn't stress Isabelle out or make her too upset or something if she was pregnant. Pregnant people were emotional enough as it was. He followed the way to the kitchen, almost wincing when Isabelle proclaimed that she had made enough. "Alright. Sounds good" he said in a cheerful voice, faking a smile. It couldn't be too bad could it? He was just trying to look on the bright side now.

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Alec sniffed the air tentatively. It smelled...odd. Not burnt, but odd, like she'd added too much of one thing or another. He stepped in, taking a look around the kitchen to get hints of what she might have used. He didn't see anything, because she had a habit of putting it away right after she used it. He looked at the steaming food on the counter, making a face. He had no idea what it was. "Doesn't that look good, Magnus?" he asked, raising an eyebrow.

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Magnus followed Alec's motion to sniff the air, raising an eyebrow at the peculiar smell. How hard could it be to follow a recipe? His cat eyes travelled to the counter to eye the food that may or may not kill him soon. But maybe since he was a Warlock he wouldn't die, but just get sick. Hopefully Alec wouldn't die from that. "Hmm, is the Pope Catholic?" he asked the rhetorical question, wondering a moment later if Alec would get it or not. Oh well.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Huh? Well, I suppose so. Then again, I never understood the significant difference between Catholic and Christian." Alec didn't catch on to the rhetorical humor for a minute. "Ahh, never mind," Alec excused himself. He grabbed a dish and regrettably dished some of the food into the bowl. It looked like it had an assortment of vegetables, and some looked suspiciously like fey food. He wondered how edible this was going to be.

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Magnus smothered a laugh as Alec actually started to answer him, before catching himself. "Rhetorical question, Darling" he said with a laugh. He copied Alec's actions, dishing something out for himself regretfully. It looked. . . interesting. But he may or may not have eaten worse. He wasn't exactly sure.

[Nyako-Chan]

"I need to get better at figuring that out before I answer," Alec said to himself, because whenever he answered something like that, he sounded stupid and or demanding, insisting on knowing the answer or just sounding like it should have been obvious. Then again, Isabelle told him he pointed out the obvious a lot. Alec tasted the food, whatever in the Angel's name it was. He furrowed his brow, trying to come up with a flavor for it. Sour, bitter, and some kind of tangy all at once. Maybe from the vegetables in it? It was a little soupy, from the way she cooked it, probably, but there was something that was chewy and even the slightest bit crunchy. Vegetables, he hoped. He was determined to eat it all, and if Isabelle asked him if he wanted seconds, he'd pretend to consider it before rejecting it politely, then he'd complement her and excuse himself to go throw up violently into the toilet upstairs so she couldn't hear him.

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Magnus chuckled and wrapped Alec briefly in a one-armed hug, his other hand holding the plate that would probably end his life. "You'd think putting up with me all the time would help you with that" he teased, sitting down and picking up a fork, eyeing his food for a moment. "Hmm. . . I'm trying to decide weather it'd worth it to eat this. . . but I think either way something bad's going to happen to me. . . if I don't eat it, Isabelle might spear me with something. Female hormones are a scary thing" he shook his head, taking a bite as Alec had and chewing slowly, thinking about it while he ate it. It was. . . interesting, if anything. A lot of things at once. . . and a tad discusting.

[Nyako-Chan]

With only minor trouble, Alec managed to swallow the bite of food he'd taken. It was lumpy going down, and made him gag a little. At least Isabelle wasn't in the room. She was pretty good at detecting when they were disgusted, even slightly, with her food. Maybe though, because they had willingly eaten it and without the last resort option, she'd be blinded by pride or joy or something and not see them struggling to eat her food. "How's it taste...Magnus?" Alec asked, trying to sound stronger than his stomach was making him feel.

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Magnus took another bite, managing to keep a straight face. Always composed. He rarely let something show on his face if it was unwanted. "Like Chairman Meow's litterbox" he replied, wrinkling his nose. He was exaggerating, seeing as he didn't actually know what his cat's litterbox tasted like, but it definitely smelled fowl. "But I'm sure I can choke it down. Where's the hot sauce?" he asked, putting his plate down and getting to his feet, opening the fridge. If they didn't have any, he would get some. Maybe it would drown out some of the taste.

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"You've eaten--wait, never mind," Alec said quickly, getting it a little faster this time that Magnus was joking. Or was he? With Magnus, it could really be that he did know. Magnus was Magnus, and usually unpredictable. "Check the fridge, if not, check the cabinets, I'm sure we've got it somewhere if Jace left any." Jace smothered Isabelle's cooking with hot sauce too, to get rid of the taste. Isabelle knew it too. Alec used ketchup usually, because almost anything could taste could taste better with ketchup.

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Magnus laughed again at how literally Alec took his words. He didn't often grasp sarcasm. Which was odd, since he had grown up with Jace. "Hmm, alright" he muttered, moving things around in the fridge before he spied the bottle. "Ah, here it is" he said cheerfully, pulling it out and closing the fridge. He had no idea how much to put on his food though. He could eat the heat, sure, but to smother the taste. He applied a generous amount and tasted it, adding a bit more before satisfied. "Tastes better already" he said, wondering how long they would get to express their dislike of the food before Isabelle came back.

[Nyako-Chan]

Today Alec would not use condiments on his food to drown out the odd, mysteriously unique taste. Oh, no, today he owed Isabelle a debt that he planned to pay in full, with interest, in one go. Biting back his rising nausea he swallowed before the food could really settle on his tongue. Jace and Clary had been led by Isabelle, and looked at disbelief at either the fact that Alec was eating willingly, or how much sauce Magnus had put on his food. It could have been either or it could have been both. They sat down and took some too, making a face at it and Alec and how he could eat it without the urge to smother it in some other stronger flavor. Isabelle looked proud of her brother as she gave herself some and deciding it tasted positively fine. Almost done, and Alec was doing his best to keep seated.

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Magnus looked up as Jace and Clary walked in, ready to face their doom as well. He notes the looks of disbelief on their faces with a slight laugh, but he smothered it in his food, which he regretfully ate. It wasn't too bad, now that he could barely taste it. It was pretty good hot sauce though. But he was sure that even if he couldn't taste this it wouldn't be good on his stomach. But he couldn't even begin to imagine how Alec would be feeling. He was relatively proud of his lover for managing to get that much down without puking or smothering it with something else.

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Jace took very little amount of food, grudgingly eating it slowly, picking things out with his fingers and leaving them on the side of his plate like a four year old might do with the vegetables he didn't like. Actually, Jace did do that when he was four, even with Maryse's cooking. Clary was eating as much as she could without wincing, and Alec was nearly done! He did not accomplish any of this without sacrifice though, as his stomach was in a raging fit of dying slowly and painfully. He scrapped the last of the plate, swallowed without chewing because his tongue had gone numb now, and excused himself. He wondered if Izzy would consider his rushing away in the direction of the bathroom as a pregnancy thing. Quickly he added so she might not notice him running, "It was good Izzy, thanks." He left Magnus to finish eating his pure hot sauce and Isabelle meal. He made it to the bathroom and locked the door just in time, thankfully. He felt some sort of relief having Isabelle's cooking out of his system.

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Magnus wolfed his food down pretty quickly, just wanting to get it done. Alec finished before him and he gave his boyfriend a sympathetic glance as he rushed out of the room. He almost choked on his food at the lie Alec shot Isabelle as he left, but he tried to be discreet about it. He figured he would have to lie about it as well, to be nice. Being nice wasn't as easy as it sounded sometimes. He forked the last bite down and swallowed, feeling accomplished. "Mm, yeah, that was good" he agreed, nodding and pushing his plate back. He figured he couldn't exactly just go after Alec without being suspicious, as much as he wanted to rush after him to make sure he was okay. It was times like this that Alec's secrecy irked him even more than normally.

[Nyako-Chan]

Alec was back in the same position he'd been in a couple days ago, puking his guts out in the toilet. There goes another meal, although it wasn't even a good meal. Isabelle's cooking probably wasn't all that healthy anyway, especially because it made them go into a sort of assisted bulimia. When he finished he wiped his mouth and considered if heading back to the kitchen or not would influence Isabelle asking him if he was all right, or wanted more. His debt was repaid, and now he vowed not to set near her cooking for a month minimum.

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Magnus opened his fingers and his phone appeared from where it had been somewhere in his home. He flipped it open and typed out a text to Alec quickly. He figured that even if he went to find Alec, he would probably end up getting lost himself. Are you alright? He sent the message, fiddling around with his phone, looking at the other occupants in the room, wondering idly how long it had been since one of them snapped. He couldn't exactly remember. But it didn't exactly matter either.

[Nyako-Chan]

He should have expected a text message since it might be too suspicious in two ways if Magnus had followed him out to the bathroom. One would be that maybe they were together, and the other would be that he was sick too. Alec couldn't blame him though, especially after eating that much hot sauce in one setting. Alec didn't know anyone else who would try, except maybe Jace. Fine for now, maybe he texted back to him. How are you holding up?

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Magnus snickered slightly when his phone went off loudly, not having been turned down since the last time he had had it. He could feel eyes on him before he flipped open his phone. Youd better not be lying to me Alec. Im perfectly fine. Good hot sauce. Nice and strong. He replied to it, flipping his phone closed and leaning back in his chair. It was slightly strange to be just sitting around in a kitchen with a couple Shadowhunters, but whatever.

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Not lying this time around, Alec replied as he rested against the wall. Glad you liked it. Must have made her food taste better. On the bright side it had been a while since he'd really thrown up. Morning sickness didn't come every single morning now, as long as he took care with what he ate. Some foods he had to watch out for too, so that was always something to keep in mind. Isabelle's food was now, thankfully, one of those foods to avoid.

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A corner of Magnus's mouth twitched upwards, but he didn't laugh. This time around. It sounded so great didn't it? Good. Yes, it really did. Thank god for hot sauce. I might be in the same position as u without it. He sent, getting to his feet and stretching. "Well I'm out. Bye" he said, giving a general wave to the three in the room before leaving, hoping to find Alec.

It was roughly two weeks later, and Magnus was doing his hair, swiping glitter through his already colourful and spiked-up hair. He washed his hands once it was deemed perfect, and started on his makeup. He was just staring to apply eyeliner when his phone rang, causing him to jump for once, and poke himself in the eye with the pencil. He cursed and blinked a few times, picking up his phone. "Hey" he greeted A lec after he had checked the caller ID. "I hope you know I just stabbed my eye out for you" he leaned against the counter, rubbing his eye.

[Nyako-Chan]

Hot sauce wasn't all that great in Alec's opinion. Now ketchup was a different story, but all the same, he didn't think a condiment pool would have prevented him from throwing up anyway. Obviously his body was going to reject anything with fey food in it, or just something made by Isabelle. Her food was a hazard to his health, and she herself was a danger to him half the time too.

Alec was shocked that Magnus had lost his eye because of him, and he was about to apologize and panic more but then he realized it was sarcasm. "Uhh, I'm sorry," he said quickly, plugging his other ear so he didn't have to hear Jace ranting on and on about how worried he was or what they were going to do. "Listen, Clary went nuts again and attacked Izzy, which rendered her unconscious this time, and we're going after her. She ran off, so, here we are. Uhh, I'm not sure what you can do, but we're going after her right now. Maybe you could check on Izzy?"

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Magnus laughed slightly at the appology. He was pretty sure he could hear Jace ranting on about something, and he raised an eyebrow. If Jace was in the same room as Alec, this definitely wasn't a pleasure call. When his boyfriend started explaining he stopped rubbing his eye, instantly serious. "What? Wait-just, what? Ran off where!? Ugh, just, be careful Alec, please. Please. I'll check on Isabelle if you promise to be careful" he sighed. He had no idea where Alec was going, or what he was going to do, but he did know it had something to do with Valentine, which made him instantly weary.

[Nyako-Chan]

"Thanks, Magnus," Alec replied before hanging up and returning his attention to Jace to try to keep him calm. He was turning heads with his colorful language, and that was the last thing they needed. They were on the subway headed in the general direction of where Clary went through Jace's tracking spell. Good thing Magnus had taught him how to do those, or they'd have to wait longer. Alec was three months along, and he didn't have as flat a stomach as he did before. He didn't let Magnus touch him too much these days, which sometimes made the warlock a little touchy, but he gave Alec his space.

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Magnus sighed and flipped his phone shut, stuffing it in his pocket. He muttered to himself while he fixed his eyeliner, leaving it at that and creating a portal, feeling underdressed without all his makeup on. Only his hair was done properly. At least he was dressed nicely. Well, his idea of nice. He stepped through the portal to the Institute, appearing in the kitchen and stopping. "Crap. . . Alec didn't say where she was" he muttered to himself, letting out a sigh and pulling out his phone, asking the question in a text and sitting on the counter to await the reply. In her bedroom? He could find that. Or anything around the main area. Other than that, he was screwed.

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